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19/01/2008

it rains here too

By hairygoose
 
normally over night and not for long but we just had a mid afternoon downpour.
 
Just back from day one of my PADI course.  It started off a little slow and boring but then just before lunch we took our first dive.  I use the phrase ´dive´loosely because we were in water that we could stand up in.
 
I guess it is important to learn all your survival stuff in shallow water though.  how to swap your mouth piece, what it feels like when your instructor shuts off your air, loosing your goggles, helping your buddy get to the surface if there is a problem.
 
fact is, i really enjoyed it, and learned from it too.  scary really when you consider i have been using scuba gear without instruction and blissfully unaware of the dangers.
I have some studying to do tonight and then tomorrow i have two open water dives followed on monday by a final dive and test, after than, it´s on my cv.
 
It looks like i have one month left here in the caribbean before heading back to europe, and spain.  a couple of months in palma then off to the greek islands again before finishing at the end of june somewhere in greece.  after that, it´s home to portugal for the ret of the year to try out my new longboard.
 
Yep , Davey the cornishman has the blank on his tressle as you read.  Funny thing is, the board is so big, there are no off the shelf board bags available so i am having a custom bag too, how damn cool.  not only is it my second custom build from ´Groovey´in st agnes but will have a custom bag too.  the board paint will be exactly as i want it and underneath glassed into the board will be my name, so no-one can steal it.
 
If all goes to plan, i will have the second half of the year all to myself.  I hope to get a new roof on the house and also study and complete an MCA Y4 that will take me on to bigger and better things, more money per month and less months of work per year, generally all equals more surf and beach time, which lets face it, is what life should be about.  Of course, you never know, less time at work also equates to more time to bump into that illusive dream woman.
 
anyway, enough for now, i have more studying to do before tomorrows dive so i have to go.
 
keep warm my european chums (unless Ms Lexa Timothy is reading , all the way from south africa)
 
 

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15/01/2008

Fedex

By hairygoose
 
that was quick……..ordered a couple of things for the boat and the first one arrived this afternoon from Fort Lauderdale, little more than 2 days after it was dispatched.  now all i have to do is wait for two weeks for the customs to clear it !!!
 
My next package is due in from california,  bet it arrives tomorrow too.
 
Customer service, the americans have it spot on.    You notice it more when you live in portugal, work in spain and then take a boat to the caribbean.
 
In portugal if you order something, they just shrug their shoulders and look for every reason not to help you
in spain, pretty much the same
in the islands, just plain lazy
 
maybe soon i will head stateside to see for myself.  It can´t possibly be as crazy as the media make out

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15/01/2008

facebook.com

By hairygoose
 
Oh yes!!! time for a rant.
 
this web site fills my inbox with so much shite that i have been driven to take further action.  I dont want to completely delete my account because infact i have re-established contact with some genuine old chums along the way, but i have to do something!
 
somewhere between 10 and 20 mails a day, sent because someone was bored at work and it is so easy to add another recipient to the circular, all spewing some complete crap about how someone wants to know or how you rate or what swear word are you .(this one actually had promise until my results came and i was expecting to be a cunt or at least a cock!!!).
 
so , i am going to see if i can block crap from the three main offenders without deleting their accounts. If not, i can delete them.  I mean, they all now have my email address, they can use that right?
 
not completely.  I have a few of my good friends who now dont use my old fashioned hotmail account any longer but email me via facebook!
 
so, let me begin this social experiment. be sure to check back soon to see how things are going.
 
 
 
authors footnote.  don´t forget people, that free BMW is still up for grabs for the 20,000 visitor.  we are so very close now!
 

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14/01/2008

memoirs of a not so distant past

By hairygoose
 
important to point out that i will not be mentioning any names for fear of returning to a shit fight situation.
 
i had some contact today with an old flame which left me completely bemused.  It was suggested in her e mail that I did her head in and also that she had been looking over her shoulder all day for fear of me being back in town.
 
Naturally i questioned this because, from my memory i recall having to block her number on my phone to stop her calls and text messages.  when that wasn´t enough, i had to block the email address too, after the – i am pregnant – and – i lost the baby- emails came and went……..so maybe you can understand my confusion.
 
 
Anyway, enough of that
 
this morning i dusted off my old marathon trainers.  they havent been used in a year , maybe a little more but i decided to run to the beach this morning and have a swim before the rest of the crew woke up.  Now these old shoes of mine were once accustomed to running the equivalent of a marathon each week but this morning was only a mile and i have to say , i was completely shagged when i got to the beach.  I still managed a swim and then a gentle canter back to the boat and i have to say, i feel a lot better for it too so tomorrow morning , some more of the same.
 
it still feels wierd to be in the ocean on a january morning at 7 am  in just my shorts.
 
Looks like we have details of our next visitors too.  they will join us un antigua at the end of the month for 12 days.  after that, we can ship back to palma for some well earned maintenance work.
 
check me out again soon to hear of my PADI dive adventures

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12/01/2008

blissfull weekends

By hairygoose
 
I am sorry, i hate to gloat, i know how cold, wet and miserable england will be right now.
 
i just had a most chilled out saturday for a long time.
 
This morning i booked myself on a PADI open water dive course, that should keep me busy all of next weekend.  After that, coffee and a brownie.  The girl behind the counter asked me ´do you want this huge one´ !   doh, chocolate cake – me – no question about it..
 
after my highly nutritious breakfast, i walked to one of the local beaches with the snorkel gear.  As the place was almost empty i decided to snorkel in the buff.  very liberating and thankfully there were no barracuda around to munch on my tackle.
 
after that, a walk back to another beach and more snorkelling and lazing in the sun.
 
finally when i had had enough sun, i went back to the bar for an ice cold beer, sipped it gently until it was all gone and then came home for english muffins, toasted of course with cheddar and branston pickle – i am in heaven.
 
tomorrow i am on watch so no fancy thrills. will join the video club tonight and rent a handfull of films
 
 
 
authors footnote.  its been so long since i wrote one of these, infact my blog entries in general have been a bit thin on the ground.  let me just say, Antigua is a blissful place, helped by the fact that we are getting time off to enjoy it.  Alll of the islands i have been to on this tour have been good, the best, without a doubt are the french islands.  The worst was the dutch side of St Martin.  Two new islands that we will explore in february will be the british virgin islands and barbuda, i am looking forward to that.  since leaving england just over three years ago, my life has improved immensely.  anyone thinking of becomming an ex-pat, do it and do it without delay, you wont regret it
 
 

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09/01/2008

The italian job

By hairygoose
 
ok, last night i was on watch and desperate.  I finally did it, i plucked the italian job dvd from the folder and watched it.
 
now, if you know me well, you will know that i am not talking about the 60´s classic with michael caine, but the ponced up, over budgeted american version that came some four decades later.
 
now, i love the way these guys take something as traditionally british as this epic 60´s villian caper and completely rip it off.
 
But please guys, get it right……when the mini´s drive, they are always in the order of red, white and blue, the colours of the union jack……..you missed that one completely………america – fuck yeah!
 
you even kept the main characters name the same, good old charlie crocker.  come on boys, have some imagination for yourselves
 
come on boys, have some imagination and stop filling the world with this boring shite
 

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06/01/2008

Transitional period

By hairygoose
 
I woke up at 7.30 this morning and realised that i needed a change so here it is, a new page layout.  Yes i know, it´s not brilliant but bear with me while i search for inspiration to add some more nonsense and complete crap.
 
i saw a t shirt for sale yesterday, on the front was a picture of two men, one, clearly a tourist, the other clearly a local.  The local of course was tugging on a huge bunger.  The caption underneath read – ´same shit – different island!´.
 
the other week while trying to tidy up my hard drive i managed to loose more than 85 cd´s.  Thankfully for me, i always keep my iPod well sync´d.  For those in the know, you can´t take tunes from an iPod to a hard drive – or so i thought.  I paid 30$ for a real smart piece of software and hey presto, i can now connect any ipod to my lappie and take tunes from it without affecting my own music. If you need the same gizmo, i can fully recommend this site
 
 
On the other hand, if you are thinking ´hey wayne you geek, it´s sunday morning, stop being a complete fuckwit´ and need something to smile about, then i thoroughly recommend the next link. you will need sound but at least it is work safe and rated úniversal´for all the family
 
 
or, if you feel like a good old fashioned laugh, again with sound and a universal rating
 
 
 
have a good day at church
 
 
 
 

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05/01/2008

dear drooper

By hairygoose
 
one of lifes real dilemas…….
 
i have three days off , here in antigua, so what do i do?
 
i can go out to a reef and hand feed squid to the stingrays
 
or
 
rent a motorbike and tour the island
 
answers on a postcard please

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29/12/2007

Old Money

By hairygoose
 
 
Nothing reeks of it more than a Range Rover Vogue ( not that new american crap but the proper old enland pukka job) and two very special words.
 
last night we sat sipping beers having a discussion when one of the boys parents joined us. His very charming mother uttered two words that hauled my ass right back to blighty
 
Pudding – yep, i have almost forgotten about this one, from back in the day when policemen would clip your ear before dragging you home by the scruff of your neck to endure the wrath of your parents, then you would go to bed without any pudding!!!!!!
 
Fortnight – this has to be an old money classic, it is just not used by the modern generation and i have to say, i love it! Lets make it come back into fashion! Just make sure you say it loud with a very old english accent.
 
So our stay in antigua is almost over. tomorrow morning we leave for St Barts one more time before heading back to Sint Maarten to drop off our guests. After that, we could be heading to either Martinique or Antigua once more, just depending on where we ship from.
 
New year will begin four hours behind UK time and 5 hours behind you if your name is Paddy Whitelaw so don´t forget to send me a message to my old faithful spanish number.
 
ate a proxima

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24/12/2007

snorkelling my life away

By hairygoose
 
just back from a quick snorkel off of one of the other little islands
 
sea life is pretty cool. its christmas eve and i have been snorkelling in my board shorts!!!!

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