Could this be just coincidence? I just watched an article about the re-printing of Adolf Hitlers ‘Mein Kampf’ in Germany, when at the end of the article, the reporter appears, bearing more than just a small resemblance to Hitler himself. Thing I am kidding? follow the link to the BBC website.
There, got that out of the way – all he was missing was a small moustache and it could have been a rebirth. The germans recently made a film about that actually, not so much a rebirth but an awakening from a cryo-sleep. Called ‘Look who’s back’. Should be one to add to your must watch list along with another spectacular called ‘God Bless America’.
Thats it for now – I have nothing to rant nor rave about save for the fact we are about to get a good blow here – and sadly that isn’t a reference to an oral session !
A week in blighty is closing in – the saga of the Range Rover Sport and the local Guy Salmon Land Rover Dealer will soon be exposed – or if they do the right thing, it will be amicably resolved – just like my recent experience with an ebay seller called ‘Jayissurfing’. Sent me a T shirt with crooked print and when I got in touch with him, he appeared mortified and immediately sent me two more free of charge. Good Lad!
Now all I need to hear is that the Land Rover dealers sub contractors did indeed fuck up my steering geometry and damage all four tyres and they will put it right.
Desperate not to break my resolutions, I have been taking a dip in the very cold water of Cannes. As Jeremy Clarkson once said ‘my penis was like a press stud’.
Chilly enough for me to order a pair of booties for the water too.
Don’t let that get you down though – there is one thing that is adding immense cheer to the New Year – Summer Holiday adverts. Not all of them but just one, Thomas Cook, Be Bold. If you don’t know it, follow the link below
It does also give me an idea for the years first competition. Watch the video a few times so that you get a good feeling for what is going on and then make your own version. Include yourself, family members, work colleagues, pets or even a local police man, or anything else that takes your fancy – send it to me and I will show them all in the video section of this blog. The best submission as voted for by my readers will win a very special prize.