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23/06/2006

next week , i will mostly be listening to

By hairygoose
The Kings of Leon
 
Yep, got some CD`s in the post today which wasn´t a complete surprise, i knew they were coming but after an absolute bastard of a day, the surprise was magical, made me feel all happy again in an instant so
 
THANK YOU MAX – YOU ARE A STAR !!!!!
 
Kings of leon will be my music of choice for the first leg of next weeks road trip, as soon as i hit mainland spain, they will be on.
 
so next week will be my last. Last nights rant was a bit of a drunken slurr – mason made me drink two bottles of beer and a shandy after work so i was well oiled.
 
so let me fill you in , in a more sober state.
 
I will see bank girl on monday and ask her why the hell she wouldnt come out with me.  I am sure as hell she has got the hots for me, i just dont get why she wont come out with me, i know she doesnt have a boyfriend, i asked her, and she aint married either but boy, what a cutie
 
then there is restaurant girl.  she is very cute too but sadly in a long termer – AND I DON´T STEAL so that sort of rules her out, although she likes the attention, i can`t help but be a terrible flirt when she is around – damn hot chick. today she whispered in my ear `I hate him` and nodded toward a man i couldnt see. it sounded so sexy i almost messed in my pants.  At least i think she was talking about someone in the restaurante, maybe she was talking about her old man? i never considered that until i just typed what she whispered.  oh well.
 
so,
 
a weekend of work beckons with mason ( he anchors in poo bay). come monday will make my last bank trip to transfer funds to portugal and this is when i will collar bank girl.
 
until then
 
stay cool

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22/06/2006

i had a slight accident

By hairygoose
and the greasy stupid spanish twat tried to blame me, after he reversed into me!!!!
 
can you believe it? he was full of it , in his security guard uniform, i was ready to twat his teeth down his throat and finally the old bill arrived and told him he was at fault for reversing into me.
 
no damage to my car and a little to his but i was completely miffed – he kept reversing while i held my horn ( pervert!) solidly until he actually hit me. i couldnt believe he did it, and couldnt understand how he hadnt heard me until i opened my door.  his music was so loud, there was no way he was going to hear me.
 
let me tell you, i was abso-fucking-lutely livid. i told him it was all his fault, and i think i might have been ranting so much that i scared his mates away, you couldnt see them for dust. called him all sorts of shite in my best spanglish
 
unti the old bill arrived.
 
he was still being a complete cock as he explained things to the old bill until the point where they told him that he was actually at fault – suddenly he was silent. the greasy sweaty spanish twat.  I was boiling of course.
 
so anyway
 
that was yesterday, today my MOT expires so you might say it was a stroke of luck?
 
not long left here now, portugal is calling me. surf and sun and not much more for the summer – are you jealous yet? and of course there is the possibility that portugal may meet england in the play offs- talk about divided loyalty.
 
bank girl still fancies me – i am gonna give her one more opportunity before i leave, the girl in the restaurant has a steady fella and i havent really fancied anyone else enough to do anything about it, so i guess that will be it for me, away from spain , celebacy still rules.
 
tough to belive but the last time i got jiggy was way back in october last year.
 
well that will be all fo rnow, havent been here for a few days and looks like i wont get back for a few more.
 
be cool
 
 
wayne
 

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18/06/2006

sunday at the beach

By hairygoose
been a while since i have been able to use that title.  some cool photos opposite too – take a look.
 
went wakeboarding with mason this afternoon after we had finished working on a boat. wierd thing is, there was a dude there with a rather special boat.  It could pump in upto 600 litres of water into tanks on each side of the boat. the boat then sits down on one side and creates a surfable wave for you to ride.
 
I tried but it was really wierd having a boat so close in front of you when you are surfing, so i never actually managed to let go of the tow rope – but hey , at least i can say i did it!!
 
Change of boat, some cool dance tunes and the bastards strapped a wakeboard to my feet, pushed me off the back and threw me a rope!
 
but this time i was cool.  up on the board first time. very wierd and difficult to control but i managed a few good rides, even managed to cross a wake (minus the big air of course).  Without a doubt, i fell off every time, and let me tell you, when a wake board digs in and stops you dead, that `slap`into the meditereanean really does sting a bit. so i gave up after 6 falls.
 
I was hoping to go and watch the brazil – australia game in one of the local brazilian bars but the wakeboarding session seemed to take over  – but i am not complaining. it was awesome, almost like being back home – waves sun , beaches music…….which i might add 12 days left………..just a real cool kick ass afternoon.
 
but that is it now, i have a shed load of work to do before i return so no more play, all work work work.
 
more work on the land rover too this week wso will be unlikely that i will get here much, even at the weekend, looks like we have some good work lined up so watch this space,
 
enough for now
 
thanks max in advance, i am sure the music will be perfect!
 
 
keep warm you english fools !!! 

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16/06/2006

a big hug for Max!!

By hairygoose
not only did she read my page and comment on what music i should listen too on the journey home – she is burning a CD for me an mailling it out!!!!!
 
Max, you are definately THE most cool ex – girlfriend i have ( apart from that bit with the surf house dude)
 
Officially – YOU ROCK !

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16/06/2006

lets talk world cup for a minute

By hairygoose
 
Those who know me will know i am no big fan of footie but this years world cup has my interest……..
 
why ?
 
well.  in the unlikely event england do any good, i can support them. living in portugal means i can support portugal too, having been living in spain for the last six months means i can also support them but also, i drew argentina in the sweepstakes so i can definately support them – and didnt they have a right result today.
 
so why do england never do well in the world cup?. firstly, let me say all you yobs out there that beat on about 66 and how we beat the germans – dude , i wasnt even born then and i doubt most of you reading this were either. 66 was a long time ago, i might even argue it was so long ago, it doesnt count any more – but here is the real problem.
 
imagine that you are on the team, you know whatever you do, the english press and media at some point, is gauranteed to slate your ass off. now imagine you are playing and have that on your mind. you win your first two games but everyone slates your ass off for being boring – EVEN THOUGH YOU WON!!!! so, either way, you are on a hiding to nothing.
 
now imagine that we got behind the team in a way that happens to those countries that are in the competition that you have never heard of, those countries that you have no idea where they are in the world.  they are proud as punch to be in the competition, they have little fear of feeling bad, they are there already, their country going abso-fucking-lutely mental for them as they thrash at everything they can, their fans creating a carnival on the terraces and in the streets win or loose
 
but nah,be british, slag them off, win or loose, good or bad just have a good winge, then , that might just motivate them eh ?
 
so, exciting football, loose matches and no world cup
 
or
 
bringing the world cup home
 
YOU choose

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15/06/2006

ice ice baby

By hairygoose

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15/06/2006

how hot was it today?

By hairygoose
I dont know, but at 6.30 this evening when i was out shopping, it was still 33 degrees!  i thought i was going to die at work, went all light headed and dizzy ( some might say that is normal for me) but i mean it – today was a real killer.
 
thankfully now it has just started to rain so that might cool things off for a while.  You could hear the pavements sizzle when it started to rain – they were so hot!
 
talking about hot – let me have a moan.
 
digging up the roads here is worse than england. ok, so you seen the photos of where the apartment is, and you read about the parking fun i , and all around me have.  so when the dick heads come to dig up the road it can only get worse right ? well, you might think they would cone off one section, dig it, un-cone it and move onto the next bit? That sounds like a plan huh?
 
not this bunch of dipshits! all week long they have been coning off a new bit each day without giving back any at night. soon the whole neighbourhood will be coned off with nowhere to park. so after driving round till my icecream melted, i decided `bollocks` parked my car in the middle of the road, unloaded all of my shopping and then went off to find somewhere to park.  It worked too, no hassles, no agression and no marathon walks with 20 litres of water and bog roll. 
 
and i just remembered, i forgot to buy tooth paste too.
 
but bugger me, last night i had a lucky escape. I was in the shower when the seal on the shower head popped. it does this about once a week when the limescale blocks up the water jets. but this time as it popped, it squirted up to the extractor fan in the ceiling. Thankfully, i didnt have it turned on which was unusual. this morning when i fumbled my way into the bathroom, i hit the light switch and the fan switch by mistake – BANG
 
so looks like i gotta buy a new fan too !
 
still counting down of course, a massive 15 days to go. Max suggested the kings of leon for the drive home.  small problem is i only have one of their tracks that she sent for me.
 
so looking forward to a slightly coole rportugal, with a sea breeze and some beautifully formed waves.
 
fingers crossed

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14/06/2006

where does the time go

By hairygoose
well, havent been here for a while so finally have something worth while to tell you.
 
been helping mason at night with his land rover. it is refreshing to know that i am not the only person in the world that has the ability to buy a complete pile of shit without actually realising it – a whole life spent with rose coloured spectacles i guess?
 
anyway – we need to get if finished soon coz he wants to drive it across to portugal for a holiday.  Bags of charm but still has bags of work to do on it.  I grabbed a few photos while we were there the other night so take a look.
 
Monday night, i took a run along the passeo, along the sea front. it was 10.30 at night but there were plenty of chicks out on the prowl. I reckon there is a genuine shortage of fellas around here, there are always tons of chicks and they are super hot.  Anyway, running along the seafront/harbour is pretty cool, especially at that  time of night with a little breeze.

 
general opinion is that the chicks dont go out to excercise, they go out on the pull. wierd really, if they were all munters you could understand it but they are all hot fillies.  I finally got home at 11pm and had a shower. still couldnt sleep so was awake way after midnight.
 
Tuesday was much the same but didnt run. I was getting my running gear on at 10.30 at night but then decided to knock it on the head and run again this evening instead.
 
Been doing a little flirting with the girl in the local bar – and she is loving it. I was quick to notice a very slight change in hair colour from monday to tuesday and she was well impressed. Cute too but mason reckons a gold digger. I reckon he is wrong so tomorrow i will ask her to show me around the city at the weekend and make her pay for everything!!!
 
Tonight is my night off, two days away from the internet and i only had 14 messages on my return……some funny pictures though.
 
so for now, i am all done, and of course still counting down……16 days to comply, 16 days until my road trip home.  Tonight i will decide on the 20 cd`s that i will take into the front of the car for the journey.  Any favourites, please let me know but for sure up there will be, foo fighters – in your honour, killers – hot fuss corrine baily rae, damien rice – O and of course back to bedlam – james blunt.  thats five already. might even sneak a papa roach in there if i am feeling saucy.
 
Bank girl was seriously cute today but i just cant bring myself to ask her out again – i know she wants it – and wants it good but she already turned me down twice, chicks just dont get the message .
 
 
anyway
 
enough for now, gonna run the passeo and see what i can pick up
 
 
wayne-o

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14/06/2006

can you spot it???

By hairygoose
there is something very wrong about this picture. Feel free to enlarge it (click on it) and take a good look – can you spot what it is?  post your response.

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11/06/2006

for those of you

By hairygoose
that think we should be softer on terrorism – here is a link to the destructive forces available way back in the 50`s and 60`s. like most things, they will have got stronger with age.
 
would you really want a fanatic to have access to these ?
 
 
or
 

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