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springbok for tea

unusal thing to eat but had to try it either way.
 
dried, raw springbok!
 
so my day at the office today.
 
started with a 20ft climb up a ladder with my tools to baord a 47 feet yacht called Virgin Lucia.  My job today, remove the starboard steering box and auto pilot module for an overhaul, the port side was already out and cleaned up.
 
i squeezed into the aft hold section, the hatch not quite wide enough to take my shoulders unless i hunched up a little bit. the rear section is not big enough to sit in, or crouch in, the only way to work is laying flat out in the hull. the otehr problem is that you cannot sit and then lay down, there isn`t enough room for this, you have to lower yourself in an L shape and then wriggle into position. the section in the centre of the boat is less than 12 inches high, i can´t fit my feet in unless i take my shoes off!
 
One certanty is that you want to make sure you have all of the tools you need before lowering yourself into position.
 
my job this morning was to finish hack sawing through the input shaft from the steering box to the autopilot motor.  The joint was siezed solid as you would expect for something that spends it´s life on salt water. My colleague ´Murdo´ had got half way through yesterday, today i uad the other half.
 
i would spend almost one hour hack sawing the stainless steel shaft until finally the motor dropped onto the wooden blocks carefully placed underneath. Next – find the junction box and disconnect the power feed and comand wires.
 
The box was hidden away perfectly, the only chance i had to open it up was to work via a mirror – absolutely no chance of being able to face the box. Once i got the cover off, disconnect and label the wires and leave a little diagram of how it all went together.
 
All in all, an hour and a half´s work – i stepped back onto the deck , barefoot and into glorious sunshine.
 
tomorrow – who knows shich offic ei will be in!

settling into mallorca

ok, so it has rained almost every day, last night, a downpour actually woke me in the dead of the night, the mornings are cold and we are an hour ahead of the uk.
 
i had my first run on mallorcan soil last night, will have another tonight.
 
On saturday i am heading out for surf. there is a small swell expected , should be enough for a long board but i doubt the short boys will get any thing.
 
off to buy a map of the island now, will check in again at the weekend
 
 

first day of work

i was still wiped out from my journey but mike figured today would be a good orientation day for me.
 
I had arrived in a place where – clearly there was enough money to banish world poverty for ever – and this was just one port of many.
 
i was in awe of these boats, all out of the ocean and on the land. no-one mentioned that i would need to be good with heights though – it never crossed my mind. i was showed around two of the yachts that were being re-fitted. the first called 50/50. A 1.8m euro yacht, with six, yes six bathrooms, in for its ANNUAL 1million refit!!! 1 million each year for christs sake.
 
the next – i didnt remember its name but it was of course, much bigger. while i was walking around, i noticed one familiar boat – richard branson`s Virgin Atlantic Challenger II is here, looking a little shabby.
 
after a little pequeno almoco i got my first job for the duration.  clean and rebuild an adjustable prop from another yacht out of the water. i started work and got stuck in.  Mike had introduced me to all of his team but no doubt i would forget all by monday.
 
then , before lunch i was called to another yacht to help one of his guys remove a propellor shaft, turns out it was the same boat as the prop i was working on.  the captain was there overlooking the works , a pleasant irish chap called Morton.  As i climbed what must have been a 20 foot ladder to get on deck i met Murdo. he greeted me and then said – shoes off please – and leave them turned soles up so that they dont damage or stain the deck. believe that?
 
when i got on deck, all of it was covered in bubble wrap too – i called it àircraft clean`.
 
we worked in an engine bay through two access panels. the holes werent big enough to get through and even if we could, the engine bay was big enough for the engine and nothing more. so cramped, we were using mirrors to see round corners and figure our what we were doing. a couple of hours later, the prop was out.  Bad news for the captain though, the stainless steel prop was pitted by one of the bearings – it has to be sent for xray but the general feeling was the pitting would run too deep and a new prop would be needed.
 
at lunchtime, i headed to see my new flat. perfect, in a cute village called Portals Nous.  two bays away from magaluf – where all the fat slags go on holiday – so i might head over there tonight!!!!!!
 
after dinner, i got talking to one of the girls.  she thought she knew me from somewhere ( i have never used that line personally) so we got talking more, turns out she was from devon but we had never met.  she suggested that maybe i looked like someone famous.  ì was likened to sean ryder from happy mondays once before`i said. ì know who you mean she said – but i think you are much more handsome`.
 
I blushed of course, thanked her and then carried on with my work.
 
when work finished, i headed off to a couple of bars with the guys and finished up in a bar near to my new apartment and finally hit the sack at 11pm.
 

Portals Nous – Mallorca

that will be my new address for the next few months.
 
so let me update you on the adventre.
 
the ferry pulled into valencia at about 8.30 on thursday evening and started offloading.  this boat was huge, bigger than Bernard Manning`s belly. As i watched the artic trucks reversing in, they looked more like a full stop on a piece of A4 paper than a huge truck that normally freaks you out on the motorway. Thing is, there were three car decks, and two of those were big enough to take artics. the place was huge.
 
on the top deck, a sauna, swimming pool and gymnasium.
the next deck down, two restaurants, a cinema, two bars, two tv rooms and a discotheque, the next deck down was full of cabins.
 
I was starving and also getting very tired. the last time i slept was tuesday night-wednesday morning and i woke up then at 09.30. so i was now at more than 36 hours without sleep. I was hoping to sleep on the ferry. first thing to to when i got on board was learn the floor plan. you might say it is a little anal but whenever i am in a confined space, i always want to know where my escape routes are and how to reach them. while i was wandering around i found one of the restaurants and decided on chicken and chips, polished that lot off and then continued with my tour of the ship.
 
as we pushed out of port, i stood at the bow of the ship (thats the front for non sea farers!) and watched valencia dissapearing besides me. as we left the harbour, it was cold and windy – midnight on the med – sounds very romantic but it was cold, only made worse by star filled skies with no cloud. i headed inside.
 
hit the tv lounge, i saw `miami csi`on the tv and thought that would be good until i fell asleep. Bloody spanish – dub over everything! it they had used subtitles i would have been ok but this was just not on so i went for  a wander again – i wasnt really that tired after my chill on the front of the ship.
 
after around half an hour, i returned to the tv lounge, the tv was off and the lights were dim so i decided for a sleep.
 
when i woke, the lights of mallorca where clear in my windows, just enough time to get to the car before disembarkation.
 
as we left the ship, it was still dark and i headed out onto the main drag in palma. my heart sank………it was busy as hell, traffic everywhere, i was tired, had no idea where i was going, it was still dark and the locals drive like complete nutters, like you drove as a kid on the dodgems at the fairground – only difference was that they didnt actuall bump into you – but i think that was more luck than judgement. I was back in a city!!!!!!
 
i drove until i found a cafe in the heart of town with a parking space in front of it – both of my surf boards were on the roof and my mountain bike was inside, i wanted to keep them all in my line of sight.
 
i had no credit on my telephone so couldnt call anyone – and i couldnt buy any until the shop was open. but then, just as i started sipping my coffee, Mike Dellar called me – `where are you`he said – i just laughed and said – `Palma` there were no noticable buildings or businesses that i could relay to him. I suggested that i met him at the port and he waited there for me. even a tired fool like me could follow those yellow ‘port`signs back to where i had just came from.
 
he saw me pass him and called me to talk me in…………finally – i had arrived and met a friendly face! i suddenly felt more safe and secure.
 
my first day in palma had begun.

currently waiting for a ferry in valencia

ok, let me bring you up to speed with my latest adventures.
 
i finally left my house yesterday at 16.30. the sun was beginning to sink in the sky and casting long shadows in front of the car. I was driving east but put my shades on just for the effect. dropped out of the bottom of the driveway and hit the tunes – queen and david bowie – under pressure (1981), started to chime as i crested the hill and looked down on a sun bathed vila do bispo.
 
for some reason, it seemed as perfect as the chemical brothers did in my last trip to the alentejo.
 
the shadows were long in front of the car but always visible as i drove east along the coast. the shadow dancing from left to right as the road twisted and turned, but never going out of sight.
 
i was amazed at the detail in the shadows. my wing mirrors, long board fin, mal fins, my head and even the different shade from the tinted glass were all visible. i seemed to spend more time watching my shadow than i did the road.
 
still nervous about the trip, the car, what layed ahead i kept to the speed limit all the way to lagos where i joined the motorway. hell, even on the motorway, i stuck to the speed limit – that must be a first ever.  i wasnt in a rush.
 
I left mase in the house for a few days with the cats, after he leaves, franzi and kati will take the cats to sagres and look after them in their new house until i return.
 
this was the first time i had driven further east than Faro. along the same route that i had taken twice in the other direction when driving from england. I had to keep remindinig myself that i was heading for mallorca and not returning to england, like my 15 month dream had ended.
 
before i got to faro, i lost the shadow of the car, the sun low in the sky , just pushing a little dusk light for me to see the countryside on the far side of faro – i had never seen this before, it was all new, but still eerie.
 
within an hour and a half i was at the spanish border, the traffic on the motorway was nearly nothing as it was no mans land, no-one passing through.
 
i cracked open my first of four red bulls – seemed like a good idea to stay awake. kept the car ‘nailled’ at 70mph and took it easy.
 
next tune that struck me was ‘ nillson’ , everybodys talking at me.  a line in there said í´m going where the weather suits my clothes´wierd what you listen to really.  kept skipping tracks until i finally settled on Dido of course and kept going.
 
at 200 miles i decided i needed a pee and a coffee, the red bull was slow to kick in and i had already drank two.
 
i was in spain, saying obrigado to a spanish man who i am sure wouldnt appreciate it – have to remember – gracias……..keep practicing.  i scoffed my food and necked the coffee and hit the road again.
 
the next stop would be for fuel in albacete.
 
as i was getting close, teh road was a scratchers heaven, glorious black stuff, good open visible bends, crash bandicoote would love this road.
 
i gathered the ´hood´ was getting rougher though, all of the houses had bars on the windows.  when i finall found a garage that was open, it was – pay first- then fill up- the fuel pump cutting off automatically when it reached 50 euros.
 
as i tried to find my way back to the motorway i got pulled by the filth!!.  he dropped his starsky and hutch light on the roof and flashed me over.  the town was desolate at 1am, i guess anything moving was a target.  but the good old boy, i showed him my passport, then in my best spanglish – asked him which way to valencia.  the good old boy said – ´follow me – i´ll show you´and led me onto the motorway. i didnt have the heart to tell him he had a tail light out!
 
still had 180kms to valencia and it was getting late, i was getting tired so another coffee break was needed but nearly all were closed.  i found a great little truckstop. naturally the girl serving was very talented. coffee´d myself up to the eyeballs and headed out on my last leg, valencia.
 
what a swizz.  hit the town at around four in the morning and thank god!  the place was deserted and i had to find the port.  as i looked at the roundabouts and traffic lights i wondered what chaos would ensure come rush hour. thankfully for me, they were still all in bed.  the ferry port was of course closed so i tried to get a few hours sleep.
 
yeah right
 
valencia is to ports as heathrow is to air travel.  no chance, the place came alive with cargo ships and trucks about 30 minutes after my eyes closed.
 
the place finally opened at 8am and i went to see if i could buy a ticket.  not yet, they open at 9.30. more coffee , a poo, and a quick read.
 
then, i get my ticket………ship doesnt sail until11.30 tonight so i get teh whole day in valencia, just me and all of the hot spanish chicks……….this could just turn out to be a perfect day – or at least an excellent adventure.

Road trip

well, its that time again.
 
the car is packed and ready to go, will be leaving within the next couple of hours.
 
this trip is worrying me though. this time, i have no magical pot of money to get me out of the shit if things go wrong.  admittedly it is a trip of less than half the distance that i would normally do but i reckon valencia from here will be a good 10 or twelve hours – once i am on the ferry , i will consider myself safe.
 
if you see a distress beacon anywhere between vila do bispo and palma mallorca – send the extraction team!
 
so, this time tomorrow night i hope to have found a new place to stay for the coming months, maybe somewhere in the hills or maybe somewhere in the city – i fancy a bit of city life for a change but we will wait to see what materialises.
 
i plan to work solid as hard as possible as much as possible.  work, sleep, run, read, surf, swim and not much more and come back with enough money to fix up my little love shack!!!  god damn – i might even pimp myself out to some rich old widdow!
 
if all else fails, i will steal one of the yachts i am due to fix and sail it back here to sell it.   minted!
 
 
anyhow – time for me to leave my beloved portugal for a while – as soon as i find my feet again i will update my space – keep watching

lazy sundays

you gotta love them.
 
woke up at around 9.30 again today, stepped out into glorious sunshine on the terrace, cup of tea , spot of brekkie.
 
loaded the car and headed to tonel for a surf.
 
really wasnt all that so got out after gashing my leg on a rock and headed to the agua salgada to read my book and have a hot chocolate, left my friend mase at tonel, he managed to snap a leash so lent him mine, curiously though, we managed to loose my spare one yesterday.
 
today i clean the house and load the car for my trip this week.  by wednesday , should be in mallorca.  will plan my route tonight too and let you all know about it.
 
çiao for now
 

road trip – mallorca

the planning has started, well at least the music side anyway.
 
so far, i have packed
 
joss stone – the soul sessions
foo fighters – one by one
christina aguilera – just because I am beautiful
sex pistols – never mind the bollocks –
damien rice – O
groove armada – goodbye country, hello nightclub
massive attack – blue lines
stereophonics – word gets around (almost ten years old that one )
blink 182
The verve – urban hymns
moby – play………couldnt drive without this one
the police – greatest hits
skunk anansie – stoosh
red hot chili peppers – one hot minute, tearjerker , always reminds me of the fat pat days
lenny Kravitz – Mr. Cab Driver
smashing pumpkins – rotten apples
dido – both of those albums
the distillers – this one is to keep me awake when i get tired
also have a couple of hookie CD,s – one from max with acoustic stuff from the foo’s and one from Zeni from teh old days in the dromedario
 
haven~t planned my route yet but likely will leave sagres, head to seville, out towards madrid and then down into valencia before hopping on a ferry to mallorca, more on the route soon,
 
 
 
 

all days should start like this

after a ´free sleep´i woke at around 09.30.  free sleeps are the best – no alarm clock , just your body saying that it is ready for the next day.

I opened the shutters on my bedroom window and was almost knocked off my feet by the burst of sunshine that came belting through.

 

reached out for my jeans and trainers and headed out to the kitchen to make breakfast and a cup of vanilla tea with honey.

this is where it gets good,

 

popped in a dido cd and went back out onto the terrace.  i was looking out across the south coast , over the atlantic, next stop morroco, over to my right, more atlantic and of course america – nothing else in between.

 

the road was peaceful and the countryside green and definately in bloom. gorgeous dido wafting out onto the terrace. the nespre trees are in fruit and the fig tree is also starting to shoot.

my cats wndered out in the garden then came onto the terrace and sat with me while i drank my tea.

 

january, warm sunshine, good tea and a beautiful view.


road trip – mallorca 2006

just around the corner……..by sunday or mnday i should be there, basking in the mediterenean sunshine……..
 
a hefty drive across all of portugal and th elower half of spain to get the ferry from valencia to palma, surfboards, mountainbike and running shoes all packed in the car.