I am curious – every time without fail, when I log onto my blog to see what’s been happening, I can see the search strings that people use to get here – ALWAYS – Lisa bloody Melvin’s name is there! What has she done to be so popular?
There are several downsides to working at sea. So far this year I have missed two weddings, the Queens Jubilee, the Olympics Opening Ceremony and today’s closing ceremony. Add to that, I last saw my girlfriend way back in the first half of June and we are currently planning to meet up in Vegas at the beginning of October. Always, Christmas is missed as I am usually over here in the Caribbean but missing the fuss of Christmas is not really a big deal.
Today I watched the text highlights on the BBC website of the closing ceremony – Can’t stream live because I am officially in the wrong territory, but I can read someone else’s text. To be fair, this is how I have seen all of the Formula 1 races this year so far – as a live text feed put in by someone else.
I am heavily bored today – we have guests on and are hopping our way up the East Coast of the U. S of A – fuck yeah ! Having guests on severely limits the work I can do, in general its a time for reading manuals and work histories – but that doesn’t stop it getting boring. I also can’t get off the boat for any exercise which is driving me bloody mental.
Life without Facebook is proving surprisingly spectacular – I haven’t missed it – baby and horse photos all over the place and all that gibberish shit that twats like to post. I have encouraged a few new readers this week and to honour them, I am considering a photo gallery totally dedicated to …………….Babies and Horses !!
Please welcome the terrible Cooper sisters, Amy and Lynsey and of course Amy Horne too – I reckon between the 3 of them, they could fill a whole photo album with the above mentioned shite.
So lets have it then – Baby and Horse photos mailed to me at the usual address for inclusion in the gallery of the year. Use your imagination though – astound me, surprise me with your artistic content – although those comments do worry me with what I might receive from the Jelly and Custard stable – it could get messy.
What’s in store for the coming week? Who knows. I have just agreed to stay on past my 2 month probation period on board Timoneer. You can have a look at this old beauty at www.timoneer.org
So, Races next week I think and then the Newport Bucket is calling – much beyond that, we don’t really know where or what we will be doing.
I would like to leave you with a little thought for the evening (or Monday morning where you are ) – without exercise, my poos have turned from a huge mound of steaming organic waste to something that more resembles what next door’s cat might leave on your pebble driveway – does this mean I will be gaining weight at a couple of pounds a day ?