Monthly Archives: April 2006

what did you do today

bloody keyboard is configured wrone, i was trying to put a question mark in there.
 
well, i rode to work today then forgot to get my seat back before they all locked up. when i went back for it at 6.30, no/one was there.
 
so i rode home without seat. the temptaion to sit down was massive but the realisation of my knob ripping around the back wheel kept me on my feet and quite litterally on my toes.

at last, a local internet cafe

and to really make matters better, its cheaper, closer and with better equipment, not to mention the chill out music in the background!!
 
only 1 euro per hour – god , sometimes i can be such a tight ass! a complete contrast to those corporate slag days when money was no object! sometimes i can amaze myself just how much money you can save when you need to.
 
so my new apartment is still really cool. in the 8 days i have been there, i have only shared the place for one night with the flatmates.  seems they may hotfoot back to holland shortly too so that they can be aboard their new boat.
 
yesterdays beach trip went completely tits up. I toured the island for hours looking for surf but nothing. did find a cool new beach though, that came highly recommended by paddy, a place called És Trenc´. Mikey D also tells me when it is on, holds a cool wave for longboards.  sadly , yesterday there was nothing worth getting out of the car for!!
 
after that, i headed north to beaches that spanked my ass last time. not a good move, hours of driving resulted in flatter water than you could ever imagine.  the beaches were littered with honeys though but that was little compensation, i want waves, not curves!!!
 
i decided not to stay the night on the beach as planned, figured that a night in the sand was not worth it if the waves were there. after a months slog at work, the rest was welcome.
 
gave nick the engineer from cinderella a call, he leaves this week and thought it would be rude not to have a beer with him.  ended up with beer and tapas with the whole crew, andy the skipper, linda, isabel the french chick, nick and german phil. turned into a late night, 2am i got in, i guess that is early by local standards.
 
so shattered today that i did absolutely bugger all apart from jet wash the car, first time in three months. now heres a thing. you go to a jet wash in blighty and it is a feeble little thing, you stick five quid in and have to run around the car liek a madman to do the job before the time runs out. here , things are different. the jetwash has the power of an industrial one, it has hot water in it and for three euros, i got to walk around the car four times gently washing it down.
 
so now, i am in the cafe, pondering what to do next. i will need a poo soon , thats for sure but then maybe i will just sleep for the rest of the day.
 
next week will be manic too but i am hoping that we wont work the weekend again, it is easter after all. saturday is mikey d´s birthday so a she dload of us are heading out for something to eat. i might actually get to see his new born too.
 
so i guess thats all for now but now that there is a good cafe close by, i hope to be more regular again.
 
my next project will be to photograph some of the old old cars that run around here, maybe even make a competition out of it and see who can remember most of them.
 
keep warm
 
wayne

spanish drivers

just a quick note to say that i got my first parking dent of my tour – it only took three months.  some little oik came around the corner, hit my bumper and rear wheel arch – did they stop?
 
did they bollocks!
 
still, it all adds character!
 
on a lighter note, EBAY!!!!
 
i saw a nice left hand drive love bus on ebay. i mailled the guy a question like so.
 
can you tell me if the front tyres are worn evenly and also is there any corrosion on the suspension tops/inner wings?
 
 
his response was awesome………..
 
 
bit too technical for me mate – buy someone elses car !!!
 
 
seems tossers are never far away.
 
enough now, i gotta find some surf !
 
çiao bebes!

my name is……………………….

alfred hitchcock

where is………………..

graham richer

past the point of exhaustion

so much so, i was actually late for work this morning but then again, we have been full on for three weeks straight, including weekends. tomorrow morning have a few small things to do on cinderella and then i am off up the north coast for some quality beach time, including an overnight beach fest with me and my surfboards and a sleeping bag – i am absolutely shattered.
 
will be sleeping rough on the beach with the sand between my tootsies, maybe with a bottle of jack by my side. with a bit of luck , there may even be a wave.
 
cinderella is back in the water now and looking as awesome as ever.
 
the new apartment is really cool. the flat mates have not been seen since i moved in so all in all a good deal.  no tv in the place so catching up with some books.
 
a few hours of work tomorrow and then i am gone, not to return until after dark on sunday evening.
 
i have no idea whan i will be back here again, soon i will find an internet cafe closer to home.
 
enough for now, i have other things to do
 
 

My name is ………………..

Derek Batey

Multi cultural

so i sat in my new apartment on saturday evening (pictures opposite) after working all day. I was absolutely shattered. I left work at 5.30, headed home to unpack, to my old apartment to make the bed and close the windows, then onto porto pi to do some shopping.
 
porto pi at 9pm was rammed – top totty everywhere but absolutely nothing unusual with that. by the time i got home and started to eat it was just after 10pm.
 
so as i sat there eating, i started to wonder!!!  here was i, an englishman, in mallorca, driving a french car, drinking chillean red wine, eating dutch cheese on a french stick sharing an apartment with two french people, thinking about my home in portugal, working for a man from south africa (but please dont hold that against him!).
 
seems the world has changed a lot in my short lifetime.
 
then i started looking at the antique table i was sitting at, infact the decor in the whole apartment. it is all so very cool, cool in a way that the english struggle to be.  things were old and tatty but never looked out of place, the outside of the apartmetn could certainly use some upkeep but the inside is an absolute peach.
 
i was thinking back to my days in england, where people spend so much money on appearance of themselves and their properties and wondered if they were really doing it all as they wanted it to be or were they doing it to please the gazes of friends , neighbours and passers by.
 
on top of that, when you come into europe, they do live life with the more important things in mind – like enjoying life. getting a few parking dents on your car here is the norm – no-one ever has them repaired. a house needing paint is perfectly acceptable to all – this is all time that can be used socialising or with family. wierd how we prioritise life ???
 
anyway, worked solidly over the weekend, tonight i am heading to one of the big sports shops to look for shorts and some roller blades (and maybe some medical insurance too.)
 
the sunshine sheilas are out in force now, the temperature when i left palma at 6pm was a meagre 21 degrees!!!
 
so i better go befor ethe shops close.
 
will start a new book this evening too.
 

busy weekend

last night i went out into palma with a few friends, one of them is returning to turkey today.
 
had a beer, a coke some red wine and a tapas and managed not to spend one cent – i am still miffed at just how i managed to do that.
 
this morning i was up super early to move apartments. already been once to collect the key, drop off my bike, surf boards and CD´s, pay the rent and am now back in portals waiting for the washing machines to finish. one more car load of gear then off to work for the rest of the day – TOMORROW TOO!!!
 
will get some photos soon of my new pad and as soon as i find a new internet cafe, will upload.
 
new address and contact numbers will also be posted.
 
one last thing – i would like to thank the mysterious person who, last week, mistakenly ( i assume) placed 20 euros of credit onto my vodafone account instead of theirs!!  thank you!
 
please be patient, i will be back here as soon as possible but it may take a few days