Monthly Archives: December 2005

running

tonight, i managed my run and found my watch so i timed it, you can see the times in the section at the bottom right of the screen.  just under two miles with a split time in the middle.  the outward is mainly downhill and the return i try to run faster than the outward.

 

will be running the other tracks soon so watch out


bullshit surfers

ok,
 
i have a little experiment for you all to try.  please follow the instructions very carefully and do not read ahead until you have completed all of the instructions.
 
walk to the nearest wall, turn around and put your back flat against the wall.
 
next take two long strides forward, away from the wall – make them the biggest strides you can make.
 
look at where your feet are on the floor and make a note, this spot is where your head must be in a few moments.
 
OK, lay on your belly, with your head in exactly the same spot as your feet just were but make sure you are facing the wall that you just had your back against.
 
once you are in position, lift your head so that you can see where the wall joins the ceiling, now imagine, that the wall is a wall of water or a wave!
 
now imagine this.  in the average house, the ceiling height is around 8 feet (approxomately 2.5 metres)  or in surf terms one and a half times overhead.
 
now, bullshit surfers will tell you they surf this size of wave all of the time, and often surf bigger.  sure, some of them can but imagine that you are on your surfboard trying to paddle out through a wave that size!!!!!!
 
the pro big wave dudes would have a boat or a jetski to take them out beyond the break but the bullshit surfers can paddle through anything!!!
 
 
and while i am having a whinge – two more things that really piss me off.
 
1. Ebay – why will people only ship to the uk?  they have to go to the post office, whatever the destination is and the buyer always pays for the postage costs.
 
2. People that have  ablog and restrict access to it. they can see my page but i cant see theirs – are they so fat and ugly that they are embarrassed?????

Alentejo surf and drive……

headed north this morning to meet with sam and louise.
 
as i crossed the border from the algarve to the alentejo (bandit country) i was in awe of just how sweet this country is.
 
mainly unspoiled by progress, definately unspoilt by bullshit health and safety issues that strangle most parts of the world.
 
the sun was out, the skies blue, the road was twisty and lined with eucalyptus and pine, the smell was sweet and the tunes, star guitar (chemical brothers) seemed to fit the drive perfectly.
 
the roads were empty and free of speed cameras.  people smiling at each other as they passed, waving and joking – just like life should be.
 
I stopped off at Odeceixe for a surf. a small town glued to the side of the valley walls, the estury below. cobbled streets wind their way through the village from top to bottom, very few places to park a car, when this place was built, no-one had cars.  The main road from north to south twisting around the hills above the rooftops of the houses, just a thin steel barrier between the cars and the houses.  Amazing to drive, and look down on the rooftops below.
 
the beach was deserted, just two bodyboarders waitint on the sand.  the sun was out, the skies blue, the sand warm beneath my feet.
 
we walked toward a heavy sea, wondering if we would be able to make the paddle out.  we gazed, looking for a break in the sets, and also counting the sets until the rogue set of three huge waves would hit, would need time to get out beyond where these were breaking.  we stood, looking for rip currents to use that would speed our journey, maybe even spit us far out back.  we were lucky.  two rips, one in the deeper water, one by the river estury mouth, much shallower but laden with rocks.
 
i tried the deeper rip first but it was fierce as it pulled me southward across the beach without actually pushing me out.  i caught some white water into the beach and walked along to the estury mouth and tried again.
 
waited for the sets to pass, then – go go go.
 
with the help of the rip, made it clean out, without even getting my hair wet, into the safety of deeper water. Usual thoughts started to wander trhough my mind……..this is a lot bigger than it looked from the beach.  it was easily two metres (overhead) but the rouge sets had another half metre more, and broke further out.  all i could think about was not to get caught inside.
 
a rouge wave appeared, peering over the top of a smaller wave in front of it. i knew if i didnt paddle hard, this would hit me full on and wouldnt be easy , infact, i was begining to fear for my life. ´what the f**k did i come out in this for´i thought.  usually, surfing with gentleman jim brought those kind of thoughts on a regular basis.
 
i paddled hard , out to sea, the big wave had just started to crest infront of me, i paddled and kept my eyes open so that i could watch the nose of my board nudge underneath the begining of the white water as i pushed downward with all of my strength. as the water washed over the front of the board, i closed my eyes and held on.
 
Made it out the other side, but not well enough, i was being sucked back to shore from the force of the water that had just passed me, a bit like a sinking ship pulling other objects down with it. Sure, i had made it through, but i knew that there were two more in the set of the same size and now i was nearer to the shore, about to get caught inside on a 2.5 metre skull crusher.
 
the time between the waves was not enough for me to make it out to safety, so, i decided to paddle IN, and try to catch the wave as it broke around me.
 
a fury of white water engulfed me, i paddled and paddled , and then, like the full thrust of an airliner on take off, the wave caught me and pushed me clear……..now all i had to do was get to my feet and NOT fall off! usually, this is where i usually get it badly wrong…..i guess the fear of drowning keeps you a little more focussed.  I made it to my feet, turning gently to teh right and rode the beauty in.  she started to reform as she pushed in over the sand bank and i even felt cheeky enough to tip toe to the nose and stand on the front.
 
Made it to the beach, safe and sound. looked to see where sam was, and started to paddle back out to do it all again!!
 
when i finally got out and changed, read a message from Kati telling me that mareta was on, so i headed south for a wave at my local break.
 
the drive back was more awesome than the drive out, a bit of dave pearce and sunshine, shades and open windows – in december. only thing missing was a hot chick on the front seat, sunglasses on, hair blowing in the wind and feet on the dash board – think it´s about time i started looking to fix that!!!
 

and so the weekend arrives

clear blue skies by day, starlit skies by night – how perfect is this place?
 
so tomorrow i am heading toward the alentejo to meet with a friend.  he needs a car checking out before he buys it and then we can surf some of his local breaks, new beaches that i have not yet tried.
 
my guess is, clear blue skies all day and temperatures in the late teens!!!!! and it is december!
 
on the way back down i might stop and look for some firewood in the forests, so have to take my axe and bow saw with me.
 
then, some more work in the house and some seriously heavy stuff in the garden – phew, gonna be a heavy day.
 
sunday is a designated BEACH DAY!!!!!!!  no work allowed
 
 
bet you are jealous now

falling in love again

today was another bank holiday (immaculate conception day) so we only worked half a day.
 
it was a most beautiful december afternoon, the sun was out, the wind had gone away, it was warm and gorgeous.
 
i headed for tonel with my boards and had a fun two hours in the water. not a massive wave but managed rides on both boards so i was chuffed.
 
the sun was still warm when i got out and changed back into my clothes. I suddenly realised how captivating this place was, once again.  it is wierd, however detached or obscure things can get, a trip to a sunny beach always puts life in perspective.  sagres is such a beautiful place, i am so lucky to be living here.
 
drank a hot chocolate in the dromedario before heading back to tonel, this time on the cliff tops to watch the sunset – i never get bored with them!
 
i sat and listened to dave grohl singing everlong (thanks max!) i am really in paradise.
 
tonight i ring the man in mallorca to see if the work offer will materialise there in january.  could use some wonga right now to start fixing up the old love shack.
 
my cats are still mental, meli still tries to sleep on my head, he is so stupid he makes me laugh, sacha is the hunter, she eats all the spiders and moths but is very timid. Neither of them like being locked out of the house all day but they were the laziest pair of tossers i had ever met so i figured it would do them good.
 
My nosey neighbour, lui, left for belgium this morning, he will be gone until march – peace at last.  tonight i will celebrate by having a big bonfire. at least he wont be there ´saving´the things i am trying to burn.
 
tomorrow i will call the solicitor – lui claims to own a piece of the land that i bought, let the legal dudes decide that one.
 
so all in all, life is good again. still havent decided what to do for xmas, my secret visit to the family on xmas day was foiled two fold, i still have the air tickets but am trying to decide about xmas day on the beach in the sun or in a freezing cold, rainy, snowy, icey england…….
 
watch this space

it´s getting cold over here

i hate to say it but it is. at 6pm this evening as i was walking along the road in my T shirt, there was definately a nip in the air!!!!

when there is no surf, there is no surf!!!!!!!

sometimes you just have to admit it, but then again, it is always hard to accept, so we spend 2 hours driving and trying different beaches that just werent working, not even worth getting wet for. but i tried!
 
still very warm here, it is december and i have been walking around in jeans and a t shirt.  at the moment, even the nights are still warm.

todays surf session

only half a day at work today, left at lunchtime.  headed home to do some decorating.  i needed some paint and after checking the local hardware stores, remembered it was a bank holiday so they were all closed (thats why we had the day off).
 
so what more could i do???
 
SURF!!!
 
headed to my local break, ponte ruiva. tricky to get to, especially if it is wet, a mud and rock road weaves down the hillside to the beach below.
 
i stopped on the second terrace and what a sight!!!  a beautiful wave in the centre of the bay, peeling left and right and only 1 other person in the water. maybe just over a metre.
 
lobbed my wet suit on as quick as possible and lumped both boards down to the beach with me.  i then felt a churn in my stomache – i hadnt had my pre surf poo!  oh bugger.
 
so i figured it would either get dark, i would get cold, or i would need a poo before i would stop surfing.
 
tried the longboard first, been having a real lame spell on that.  had three nice rides before i legged it back to the beach for the mini mal.
 
the tide was dropping and the wave was changing as the water dropped back beyond the sand bank. i reckonded maybe another 30 minuites and it would all be over.
 
5 very calm rides on the mal and then i saw the rain clouds moving in.  reckoned if it rained, i would never get back up the track and there is no phone signal there to call for help so i decided it was best to leg it.
 
grabbed my boards and headded to the car, loaded up, stripped off and drove out in just my towel.
 
i had been in the water for just over an hour, paddled hard and tried both boards, some nice rides, nothing too manic and nothing too classy – i was happy.  and to think, if the shops were open, i would have been painting instead.
 
 
charlie says –
 
always tell your parents where you are surfing
never accept surf from strangers
 

last night while running

a bloody great dog came bounding out of the fields.
 
it can be hard to keep your cheeks together while you are running anyway but when, out of the darkness, a dog the size of a pit pony jumps out of the undergrowth in the middle of the night, you do almost fill your pants.
 
i wondered what his intentions were, and i was ready to attack but thankfully he just sniffed my ankles before headding back to wherever he came from
 
lucky i guess