a bloody great dog came bounding out of the fields.
it can be hard to keep your cheeks together while you are running anyway but when, out of the darkness, a dog the size of a pit pony jumps out of the undergrowth in the middle of the night, you do almost fill your pants.
i wondered what his intentions were, and i was ready to attack but thankfully he just sniffed my ankles before headding back to wherever he came from
lucky i guess
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