Category Archives: Goose Freckles
completely wasted
last night, masons fault – i blame him.
in true wayne tradition i have spent the whole day recovering, including getting out of bed at midday to be sick!
tried to meet with mason at 4pm but was still too shakey to do any work. wierd thing is, i knew it was a late night – as we walked past pacha on the way home at just after 4am, people were still queing to get in, but i didnt think i had drank quite so much – infact i wonder if i did drink a lot or am i just getting worse with old age?
Had no water in the house and couldnt face getting up to go and get some until nearly 6 this evening. and when i got home, i realised how much i had been charged for the water and chocolate – robbing bastards!!
so now, i come to the net cafe, log on ready for dave pearce and wish i was still at home in bed. completely wasted. I tune in , just in time to hear that the very lovely portuguese songstress nelly furtado – sad thing is, heavy american accent !! bummer
so, here i am, still counting down to the zero hour – only 20 days left. missing the place so much , i have been checking out rob the soaps space with all those local pictures on. I wonder if i have any surf strength left?
i am also thinking this nelly furtado track is a load of crap !! bet you a pound to a penny that it is not number one next week. also, my curiosity tells me that i reckon she will be touring the uk soon and to help promote that, the record company will have bought the number one spot.
oh well – welcome to corporate england – following the lead from corporate america – fuck yeah !!!
lets see what dave will kick off with………………….
I also decided tonight that i will start packing up my stuff ready to leave. yeah i guess you could say it is a little premature but there is a lot of stuff i dont use now, like winter work clothes. I also need to start cleaning out the apartment. My hosts will be back any day now and would like to leave it clean. I have been there for 10 weeks now and have only seen them for two nights – and the place is real cool, ask coop and christine if you don`t believe me.
Have one book left to read but will save that for the ferry as i am taking a slow one, 9 hours plus. Saving `Clear and present danger` for that one. If i cant survive another 20 days without a book, i will drop by the second hand bookshop and buy some more to keep me busy.
Apart from that, will work as much as possible to top up the bank, maybe two more trips to the bank to convice bank girl that she should actually have dinner with me before i leave.
but apart from that – all my work here is done.
çiao
invitation virus hoax
please, i have received this warning three times this week.
do me a small favour – follow the link, read all about it then pass it on to your friends and please please please stop believing everything you get on email
pop quizz
ok, just a quicky
can you guess who`s testicle this is? (click the photo to enlarge – you will need to, he`s not a very big boy)
i saw this on ebay too
PORSCHE CAYENNE V6 TIPTRONIC S LEFT HAND DRIVE ’06 AWD
THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX… PORSCHE 4 x 4 AND SO MUCH MORE
think outside the box. dude, if you wanna use corporate speak, make sure you are in the right decade! is your glass half empty or half full – YOU COCK!!!
I also saw this on ebay
Volkswagen Beetle 1971 convertible. Left hand drive.
1598cc. Good condition but needs new floor pan.
some people are complete muppets
bad day ?
THINGS GOT YOU DOWN???
Well Then, Consider These
In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner
Still Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are Ya O. K Now? – No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, gerrmany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, Feeling Better????
last of the mohecans
ok so tinight it came off,
the locks are gone – or seriously cut back !! you will see the last photos on the right, pre- cut!
i sat in the chair and gave the dude free range to do as he saw fit. As he started blow drying it i almost stopped him with a cry of `dude, you`re making me look gay`but i had to bite my lip – he is gay! so i had to trust his judgement. I wasnt wrong – it did look gay, or maybe i wasnt used to it being so short. anyway, i stopped at home to wet it down before coming to the internet cafe.
it is a good cut though, just the blow job, i mean blow dry at the end was too much!
so here i am, needing a poo before i run the seafront tonight, have to wait for the sun to drop though otherwise i might just melt.
and just so that you know
24 days remain…………….
what is it with these people?
they come into the internet cafe to socialise!
complete fuckwits
and to make it worse, some twat of a canadian is sat behind me on the phone. i never understand this, if he wants to use his phone, piss off outside and stop disturbing me, more to the point, he is paying for internet time so use it dumb ass. but to really piss me off, he is completely affected – just like the americans, ýeah cool´´whatever´ i love you – all that shit. dont you just wanna shoot the twats – god they really piss me off
AMERICA – FUCK YEAH !!
CANADA – FUCK YEAH!!!
bollocks to them all –
anyway, on a lighter note – only 26 days remain before i leave. ok thats not entirely accurate as my boat will leave at ten in the morning and now it is nine at night but i am still counting days not hours.
our current task, 50/50 hits the water this week, maybe we will both sail at the same time – who knows.
i was gripped by my current book this evening thats why i got here a little late.
I lied about bank girl being a dog, she is infact very cute indeed. she still smiles but hey, she never appologised for turning me down twice so i have to say, with a tear in my eye – she is no longer my favourite spanish honey.
Instead, i have a new one – oh how fickle men can be. anyway Varadero has a cutie working there, a short arse with the most amazing eyes , not an out and out stunner but she has certainly got it going on, so morning and afternoon coffee will now be taken there instead. my life is so simple!
anyway, enough ranting
i got stuff to do. I see my readership is at an all time low this week – so read up and pass on the good message to at least three friends
and if you really need cheering up, read my november archives, just down th epage on the left and laugh again as you read the email i had from sandra late last year.
çiao
i just saw this on ebay
the guy is selling his soft top car on ebay and this comment left me a little confused…..
and roof in very good condition,apart from rips on both sides(see photo`s)
i reckon the guy must be a complete cock
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