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soo flipping hot

i drank a litre and a half of water this morning and not been to the toilet once, oh my god.
 
its gonna get hotter too.
 
got lumbered with a great big iveco truck this morning, everything is so much heavier than a car and with the heat, i am knackered already.
 
 
sweaty betty

wind maketh not a wave my friend

please let me clear this up for you all.  If i hear one more person ask if i surfed while the wind was at gale force, i am gonna shoot someone.
 
local winds can only lightly influence the wave as it comes ashore.  the wave is created out at sea by storms, low and high pressure and gravitational pull from the moon and/or sun.
 
when the wave gets here, it can be helped by a wind blowing offshore or spoilt by a wind blowing onshore, the heavier the wind, the more effect it can have, but it doesnt make surfable waves on its own.
 
And as for that stupid english fool that i passed in the toilet of the dirty duck last time i was in england, you are an ass!!!!  you told me ´surf´s up dude´but i bet my best paddling arm you had no idea what you had said…….tosser.
 
so today, when i finished work i was gagging for some surf, tried, mareta, tonel, beliche, tolheiro, ponte ruiva, armado and carapateira – all a complete waste of time.  looks like a new moon tomorrow so things might improve for the weekend.
 
i was so hungry, i headed to the dromedario for theri special chapatta and chips, mayonaise all over the place, i love the stuff.
 
anyway
 
enough for now
 
çiao
 

girlfriend update 2

she´s coming back again!!!
 
no doubt this will be a very hectic relationship.

girlfriend update

that has to be the quickest relationship in my history – just three days!!!
 
shame really – ela foi muita gira!

help


bubble lounge rocks again

this time to the sound of live ska!!!!!
 
these dudes were off the wall….the lead singer, didnt sing much but danced in a groovey Ska motion all night long, he must have been nackered!
 
nice one peter!!

live8

this place is so remote, i didnt hear about this concert until the day before !!!
 
Anyway, the house……..i spoke with a builder who already knew this place, he had looked at it two years ago.  he tells me it needs a new floor too because the water soaks up when it rains, so i am hoping to see it again this weekend with him so that we can explain to the woman that is selling, he reckons it is only worth 40k.  he also reckoned he priced the materials to repair at 30k!
 
some rethinking to go on here.
 
yesterday christine arrived.  today we spent the whole day at the beach but christine left early to sleep.  there has been no surf now for a week and a half so getting a little tetchy.
 
yesterday i hurt my ankle but have no idea how. i struggled to walk last night but it is much better now, still limping but not too much.  good job i cant surf anyway.
 
officially – i now have a girlfriend – a cute city girl from lisboa, sandra, 28, great jugs, curvy ass and the smallest white bits you ever did see.  the same city girl that pissed me off last weekend , leading to my comments about city girls taking their heads out of their arses.
 
so, keep watching for news on the house scene soon

so scary

house buying in a foreign country.
 
today , the owner of the house i am looking at calle din at work with the papers for me to see.  the last couple of days have been a little nerve racking to say the least.  Picture this, i am in a forgein country, on the verge of investing nearly 100.000 euros and i am at the complete mercy of strangers (with the exception of russ and sarah)
 
my thoughts at the moment are ´what if it all goes wrong´ i wonder how i could manage to earn so much money again, especially at the ripe old age of 35.
 
so last night was completely sleepless.
 
the house is perfect for what i want, could easily sleep 6, more with a sofa bed.  in the heart of raposeira and with the rear courtyard not overlooked at all.
 
the walls of the house are solid, the roof isnt.  so long as i dont change the outside walls, i do not need a project.  i can change the roof, but by no more than 40 cms in height.  inside, i can do whatever i want, provided i dont use pillars or do anything that requires iron re-enforcement.  this is good because it means i can build a wooden mezzanine and a wooden roof – just imagine the smell of all of that wood.
 
so it seems perfect, an opportunty not to miss.
 
i figured today that i should offer 60.000 in cash and see if she takes it, if she does, then it is all systems go.
 
pay a deposit and while the papers are sorted (3 months) i can move in and start the work.
 
when you pay a deposit here in portugal, if the seller then declines the sale, they have to pay double in return, by law!  so, when th edeposit is paid, the deal is almost signed and sealed, normally the owner will let you move in nad start any work.
 
so on saturday, i veiw again with another builder to get a price for a new roof, the builder is also a customer at work so i am happy i can trust him.
 
so – by the weekend, i expect to have some purchase news…….fingers crossed.
 
russ reckons i cant really go wrong, i would always get my oney back if i bought is and sold it again.
 

gorgeous george galloway

last time i used that strap line, i got over 300 hits in a week.  maybe i will start using random celebrity names instead ?
 
so today started cloudy, the wind was from the east (spain).  spain is so full of crap that a light breeze can blow it all over here – here´s looking forward to some southerly or westerlys.  north winds are too cold.
 

its raining

well it was but it stopped as quickly as it started – but not before knocking the power out, seems the grid here cant cope with a little rain