ok, never let it be said that i am sexist!!!! lets see how many words i know for the mans bit!
cock, knob, pole, length,
love truncheon, pork sword, weapon, penis,
wang, one eyed trouser snake, wanga, john thomas,
purple veined monster, and so on and so on.
truth is o got bored thinking about these names much sooner than i got bored thinking about names for womens bits – and quite right too.