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some people are complete muppets
Monthly Archives: June 2006
bad day ?
THINGS GOT YOU DOWN???
Well Then, Consider These
In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner
Still Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are Ya O. K Now? – No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, gerrmany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, Feeling Better????
last of the mohecans
ok so tinight it came off,
the locks are gone – or seriously cut back !! you will see the last photos on the right, pre- cut!
i sat in the chair and gave the dude free range to do as he saw fit. As he started blow drying it i almost stopped him with a cry of `dude, you`re making me look gay`but i had to bite my lip – he is gay! so i had to trust his judgement. I wasnt wrong – it did look gay, or maybe i wasnt used to it being so short. anyway, i stopped at home to wet it down before coming to the internet cafe.
it is a good cut though, just the blow job, i mean blow dry at the end was too much!
so here i am, needing a poo before i run the seafront tonight, have to wait for the sun to drop though otherwise i might just melt.
and just so that you know
24 days remain…………….
what is it with these people?
they come into the internet cafe to socialise!
complete fuckwits
and to make it worse, some twat of a canadian is sat behind me on the phone. i never understand this, if he wants to use his phone, piss off outside and stop disturbing me, more to the point, he is paying for internet time so use it dumb ass. but to really piss me off, he is completely affected – just like the americans, ýeah cool´´whatever´ i love you – all that shit. dont you just wanna shoot the twats – god they really piss me off
AMERICA – FUCK YEAH !!
CANADA – FUCK YEAH!!!
bollocks to them all –
anyway, on a lighter note – only 26 days remain before i leave. ok thats not entirely accurate as my boat will leave at ten in the morning and now it is nine at night but i am still counting days not hours.
our current task, 50/50 hits the water this week, maybe we will both sail at the same time – who knows.
i was gripped by my current book this evening thats why i got here a little late.
I lied about bank girl being a dog, she is infact very cute indeed. she still smiles but hey, she never appologised for turning me down twice so i have to say, with a tear in my eye – she is no longer my favourite spanish honey.
Instead, i have a new one – oh how fickle men can be. anyway Varadero has a cutie working there, a short arse with the most amazing eyes , not an out and out stunner but she has certainly got it going on, so morning and afternoon coffee will now be taken there instead. my life is so simple!
anyway, enough ranting
i got stuff to do. I see my readership is at an all time low this week – so read up and pass on the good message to at least three friends
and if you really need cheering up, read my november archives, just down th epage on the left and laugh again as you read the email i had from sandra late last year.
çiao
i just saw this on ebay
the guy is selling his soft top car on ebay and this comment left me a little confused…..
and roof in very good condition,apart from rips on both sides(see photo`s)
i reckon the guy must be a complete cock
like a ticking clock
27 days left.
soon that loud blast of the foghorn will be for me.
well it is hair cut time again, wednesday at 6.45 to be precise. Undecided as to what will have though, maybe a quick nip, a severe cut or maybe give creative liscense to the hairdresser and see what happens. I did enjoy the drive to mikes this morning though, windows down, wind blowing my hair everywhere – it really would be a shame to have it all cut off, it has taken an age to grow it.
just past shoulder length again so definately gotta loose some of it. A part of me always wanted electric blue hair, maybe i will ask to see if they have any dye.
so not much more has happened since my last posting. worked yesterday and today, its all money in the bank. Magaluf was minging as i passed through, loads of people that shouldnt wear what they think they should – although – there was one honey that was worth it. in my appreciation and prolonged stare , i nearly had a head on with a taxi……..just rewards for looking at something in magaluf.
so as the weekend closes , i sit here again with dave pearce on the headphones, all i need now is faggot on line so we can play name that tune as we listen in unison – but he´s probably off cottaging somewhere.
so a distinct lack of hunnies this weekend, been kept out of trouble doing other stuff, like cleaning the car for the second time in 7 days – what is wrong with me!
Blasted a new book this week, got me hooked on this one, will add it to my reviews soon but it gets better with each turn of the page.
scoffed all four packets of chocolate digestives that i bought on friday night, my milk count is also totting up, at this rate i might turn into a cow and start munching on grass.
so what happened to bank girl? nothing, i went in on monday and got served by another woman but i decided that bank girl was a bit of a dog anyway.
nice waitress in monolistos on friday night – she looked well dirty (and i dont mean unwashed). black hair, black eyes and a husky sexy spanish voice. something tells me i might be going there for dinner one night. i need to learn some chat up lines in spanish!!!!!!
well i guess that will do for tonight, just off to listen to nelly furtado on the radio one homepage – dave pearce sucks tonight.
çiao
the countdown begins
you have 28 days to comply!!!!!
so let me tell you about the week.
monday, was so bloody hot i almost burned – that wouldnt have been good after i had taken the piss out of the tarts all week.
tuesday was windy as hell but still clear skies – even more dangerous as the wind keeps you cool and you dont realise the exposure is so great
wednesday it rained most of the morning and most of the afternoon
on thursday the local rags were writing about the temperature change. aparently there were 15 degrees difference between monday and wednesday.
on friday, i celebrated the arrival of the weekend and had a beer in monolistos with mason and a couple of his buddies.
today i came here and found this – you will laugh
maybe tomorro wi will come and write some more
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