Monthly Archives: June 2006
how hot was it today?
I dont know, but at 6.30 this evening when i was out shopping, it was still 33 degrees! i thought i was going to die at work, went all light headed and dizzy ( some might say that is normal for me) but i mean it – today was a real killer.
thankfully now it has just started to rain so that might cool things off for a while. You could hear the pavements sizzle when it started to rain – they were so hot!
talking about hot – let me have a moan.
digging up the roads here is worse than england. ok, so you seen the photos of where the apartment is, and you read about the parking fun i , and all around me have. so when the dick heads come to dig up the road it can only get worse right ? well, you might think they would cone off one section, dig it, un-cone it and move onto the next bit? That sounds like a plan huh?
not this bunch of dipshits! all week long they have been coning off a new bit each day without giving back any at night. soon the whole neighbourhood will be coned off with nowhere to park. so after driving round till my icecream melted, i decided `bollocks` parked my car in the middle of the road, unloaded all of my shopping and then went off to find somewhere to park. It worked too, no hassles, no agression and no marathon walks with 20 litres of water and bog roll.
and i just remembered, i forgot to buy tooth paste too.
but bugger me, last night i had a lucky escape. I was in the shower when the seal on the shower head popped. it does this about once a week when the limescale blocks up the water jets. but this time as it popped, it squirted up to the extractor fan in the ceiling. Thankfully, i didnt have it turned on which was unusual. this morning when i fumbled my way into the bathroom, i hit the light switch and the fan switch by mistake – BANG
so looks like i gotta buy a new fan too !
still counting down of course, a massive 15 days to go. Max suggested the kings of leon for the drive home. small problem is i only have one of their tracks that she sent for me.
so looking forward to a slightly coole rportugal, with a sea breeze and some beautifully formed waves.
fingers crossed
where does the time go
well, havent been here for a while so finally have something worth while to tell you.
been helping mason at night with his land rover. it is refreshing to know that i am not the only person in the world that has the ability to buy a complete pile of shit without actually realising it – a whole life spent with rose coloured spectacles i guess?
anyway – we need to get if finished soon coz he wants to drive it across to portugal for a holiday. Bags of charm but still has bags of work to do on it. I grabbed a few photos while we were there the other night so take a look.
Monday night, i took a run along the passeo, along the sea front. it was 10.30 at night but there were plenty of chicks out on the prowl. I reckon there is a genuine shortage of fellas around here, there are always tons of chicks and they are super hot. Anyway, running along the seafront/harbour is pretty cool, especially at that time of night with a little breeze.
general opinion is that the chicks dont go out to excercise, they go out on the pull. wierd really, if they were all munters you could understand it but they are all hot fillies. I finally got home at 11pm and had a shower. still couldnt sleep so was awake way after midnight.
Tuesday was much the same but didnt run. I was getting my running gear on at 10.30 at night but then decided to knock it on the head and run again this evening instead.
Been doing a little flirting with the girl in the local bar – and she is loving it. I was quick to notice a very slight change in hair colour from monday to tuesday and she was well impressed. Cute too but mason reckons a gold digger. I reckon he is wrong so tomorrow i will ask her to show me around the city at the weekend and make her pay for everything!!!
Tonight is my night off, two days away from the internet and i only had 14 messages on my return……some funny pictures though.
so for now, i am all done, and of course still counting down……16 days to comply, 16 days until my road trip home. Tonight i will decide on the 20 cd`s that i will take into the front of the car for the journey. Any favourites, please let me know but for sure up there will be, foo fighters – in your honour, killers – hot fuss corrine baily rae, damien rice – O and of course back to bedlam – james blunt. thats five already. might even sneak a papa roach in there if i am feeling saucy.
Bank girl was seriously cute today but i just cant bring myself to ask her out again – i know she wants it – and wants it good but she already turned me down twice, chicks just dont get the message .
anyway
enough for now, gonna run the passeo and see what i can pick up
wayne-o
can you spot it???
there is something very wrong about this picture. Feel free to enlarge it (click on it) and take a good look – can you spot what it is? post your response.
for those of you
that think we should be softer on terrorism – here is a link to the destructive forces available way back in the 50`s and 60`s. like most things, they will have got stronger with age.
would you really want a fanatic to have access to these ?
or
completely wasted
last night, masons fault – i blame him.
in true wayne tradition i have spent the whole day recovering, including getting out of bed at midday to be sick!
tried to meet with mason at 4pm but was still too shakey to do any work. wierd thing is, i knew it was a late night – as we walked past pacha on the way home at just after 4am, people were still queing to get in, but i didnt think i had drank quite so much – infact i wonder if i did drink a lot or am i just getting worse with old age?
Had no water in the house and couldnt face getting up to go and get some until nearly 6 this evening. and when i got home, i realised how much i had been charged for the water and chocolate – robbing bastards!!
so now, i come to the net cafe, log on ready for dave pearce and wish i was still at home in bed. completely wasted. I tune in , just in time to hear that the very lovely portuguese songstress nelly furtado – sad thing is, heavy american accent !! bummer
so, here i am, still counting down to the zero hour – only 20 days left. missing the place so much , i have been checking out rob the soaps space with all those local pictures on. I wonder if i have any surf strength left?
i am also thinking this nelly furtado track is a load of crap !! bet you a pound to a penny that it is not number one next week. also, my curiosity tells me that i reckon she will be touring the uk soon and to help promote that, the record company will have bought the number one spot.
oh well – welcome to corporate england – following the lead from corporate america – fuck yeah !!!
lets see what dave will kick off with………………….
I also decided tonight that i will start packing up my stuff ready to leave. yeah i guess you could say it is a little premature but there is a lot of stuff i dont use now, like winter work clothes. I also need to start cleaning out the apartment. My hosts will be back any day now and would like to leave it clean. I have been there for 10 weeks now and have only seen them for two nights – and the place is real cool, ask coop and christine if you don`t believe me.
Have one book left to read but will save that for the ferry as i am taking a slow one, 9 hours plus. Saving `Clear and present danger` for that one. If i cant survive another 20 days without a book, i will drop by the second hand bookshop and buy some more to keep me busy.
Apart from that, will work as much as possible to top up the bank, maybe two more trips to the bank to convice bank girl that she should actually have dinner with me before i leave.
but apart from that – all my work here is done.
çiao
invitation virus hoax
please, i have received this warning three times this week.
do me a small favour – follow the link, read all about it then pass it on to your friends and please please please stop believing everything you get on email
pop quizz
ok, just a quicky
can you guess who`s testicle this is? (click the photo to enlarge – you will need to, he`s not a very big boy)
i saw this on ebay too
PORSCHE CAYENNE V6 TIPTRONIC S LEFT HAND DRIVE ’06 AWD
THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX… PORSCHE 4 x 4 AND SO MUCH MORE
think outside the box. dude, if you wanna use corporate speak, make sure you are in the right decade! is your glass half empty or half full – YOU COCK!!!
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