you know the type of day.
bored shitless, nothing to do but wander around the town like a lune, taking photos of stuff and people.
you get home and have a little hunger but make a point when you are shopping of not buying nibbles because usually they are full of crap.
imagine your surprise when you open the fridge and lurking near the back is a full packet of chocolate digestives – chilled to perfection alongside some skimmed milk absolutely loaded with calcium!
you just gotta sit and eat the whole lot – that the law in mallorca, so i was told.
not wishing to be considered a law breaker, i happily obliged and scoffed the whole packet along with a litre of milk!