18/02/2006

more blonde trash

By hairygoose
Three blondes on an island.

They walk around the island aimlessly trying to figure out how to get home when Blonde No.1 stubs her toe on something.

They all turn and see what appears to be a spout sticking out of the sand. Intrigued they drop to there knees and start to dig.
 
After a short while all three are sat in a group on the sand staring at a lamp. "this could be a magic lamp" says Blonde No.1, "don’t be daft" says Blonde No. 2, "well the only way to find out is to rub it" says Blonde No.3.

So Feeling a little stupid all three blonde’s begin to rub the lamp, and POOF low and behold it is a magic lamp and before them stands a powerful genie.

 
"YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM MY LAMP, AND AS I AM ONLY ALLOWED TO GIVE THREE WISHES, YOU SHALL HAVE ONE EACH!"

After thinking for a while Blonde No.1 says: "I’d like to be 10 times smarter than i am so i can get off this island"
POOF! Her hair turns brown she runs into the jungle, kills several
ducks, smears herself in their fat and begins swimming to a near by island.

After thinking for a while Blonde No.2 says: "I’d like to be 100 times smarter than i am so i can get off this island"
POOF! Her hair turns black she runs into the jungle, cuts down a few tree’s, makes a raft and starts paddling to a near by island.

After thinking for a while and seeing the success the other two have had, Blonde No.3 says: "I’d like to be 1000 times smarter than i am so i can get off this island"

POOF! She turns into a man and walks over the bridge!

This entry was posted on Saturday, February 18th, 2006 at 06:07 and posted in Goose Freckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

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