blonde jokes are always the best

As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again  catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
 continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the  truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name  is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!"
 
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
 
 When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,  and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she  lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin and I’m driving a f**king gritter

Have a moan - the beers are on me !!

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