Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman talking about how stupid their wives are-
Englishman says "my wife bought a car and she can’t drive"
Scotsman says "my wife bought a swimming pool and she can’t even swim"
Irishman says "you think they’re stupid well my wife went on holiday to greece with 50 condoms and she hasn’t got a cock"
Have a moan - the beers are on me !!