Monthly Archives: November 2005

22/11/2005

a cat story

By hairygoose
at the weekend i went to pick up a cat, the owners were moving to lagos and needed to re-house it.
 
meli is an 8 year old tom……called meli because he is a similar colour to honey  (mel in portuguese)
 
when i got there , there was also a 13 year old female , an amazing smoke grey, very old and a little thin. the owners told me they were taking her to the vets to be put down as she was old and they didnt think she would re-house………so i took her as well – she is called sasha.
 
both cats have settled in well but meli has got into the habit of coming to sleep on my head at six each morning, and i do mean on it!!!.  stupid cat.
 
the neighbours cat hates them both and tries to fight them whenever she can. you would think the tom would give her a bit of whoop ass, but no, he´s a lover not a fighter.
 
anyway, will have some photos soon so keep checking in.

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18/11/2005

i want your text!!!!!

By hairygoose
my first joke sent by the faggot, you can see his boring profile a little down the page, just click on the word faggot
 
 
his joke, short but sweet – YOUR COCK!!!!!
 
 
well it made me laugh anyway

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18/11/2005

hell hath no fury pt.4 V2

By hairygoose
i am honoured!  sandra left me (and all of you) a message.  You can see it further down the page but i also added it below
 
 
hi everybody ! I was told ,me that you published on your site, the e-mail i sent you, as well as text messg. Yes it´s all true , what i think about you !You know the reasons pretty well … Sara the "boss wife", was my friend I do make friends , I´m not animal like you , I´ll talk to her as many times as I like, I´do have more to talk about, than you !!! who are you?! please make me a favor, forgets me , get real ! Be happy ! kisses all everybody Sandra
 
 
forget me?  i would if you would stop texting and writing me!!

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16/11/2005

i want your text !!!!!!!

By hairygoose
ok, the new fads for this week is text messages – i want your jokes
 
the rules are simple.  text me  a joke and i will add it to my page, it has to be clean enough for all the family and if i dont have your name in my phone, make sure you add it at the end.
 
so, get sending.  the cost will be the same as sending a text to a normal uk phone so dont worry.
 
send to
 
+351 91 476 3209
 
do it now
 

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16/11/2005

hell hath no fury pt.4!!!!

By hairygoose
when you have been dumped and your ex boyfriend and he ignores your texts and emails what can you do next?????
 
call his bosses wife of course……………..for the second time!
 
i wonder what is going on inside her head and what she can hope to achieve by insulting me so intensly and then trying to get on side with the bosses wife,
 
and i was the one with no education!!!!!!!

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15/11/2005

friends photos

By hairygoose
now closing the gallery, had some excellent photos from all around the world. keep watching my space for future requests

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15/11/2005

hell hath no fury pt.3

By hairygoose
just a small text message on sunday…….
 
 
 
you are so pig, lying and disgusting
 
 
i wonder where this came from, i have not responded to her mails and texts, i wonder maybe if her friends have read my page and asked her about it?  maybe now she is in defense.  Anyway, should you doubt my integrity, please say so – i kept her mail and textx and will happily forward them on to you

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13/11/2005

what a cock!!!!!!

By hairygoose
out on surf safari today, found the best spot in the world, off shore, maybe a metre going on metre and a half, peeling waves from the centre, go left or right. no-one in the water (secret spot)
 
i thought i should let my guests know so i left a bit quick to go home and get my telephone. in my joy, i went a bit quick over a bridge and whacked a rock, smashed two great holes in my sump and lost all of my oil………stranded.
 
started the long walk only to find my telephone in my pocket Phoned russ and he came and rescued me.
 
so tonight i am out on my motorbike, it is cold and raining – bliss.  should be able to fix the car this week before christine gets here on saturday

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12/11/2005

hell hath no fury pt.2

By hairygoose
i thought it would be a good idea to ignore her text and not respond, maybe she would go away. how wrong i was. i just logged in to read an email she sent, listed below
 
I was the best that hapens in your life, you’re the worse that hapens in mine!
You’re just an accident, the bigest scum that i ever meet…i don’t even knew that such a persons exist!

You don’t have any scruples or any character, don’t have any kind of education…you are only a fucking sheet emigrant, that not even have rights in my country, why don’t you live? I want sheet out of my country!

This four months where such a lost of my  time, i don’t even think on them as a part of my life!
I fell dirty because of you, you make me sick! I only hope that i didn’t catch any disead with you, a person that fucks with everything that moves…we never know!!!

I’ dont suprise that your son can’t even see you! You have what you deserve, cause you must be such a lausy father!!!
If you ever see me again, please not even dare to look at me or try to talk with me!

You will be alone all your life, and the only thing that i cant feel for you,  is pity and a deep despised!!!
You don´t deserve my beaches, my weather nothing .GO WAY

so it would appear that one of us was a little unstable. please feel free to email her with your comments – santunes2@hotmail.com
 

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10/11/2005

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

By hairygoose
i was always told that honesty is the best policy. so , when i felt that i wasnt the man that sandra needed, i told her. She was a little miffed to say the least but nothing could have prepared me for the random text message that i got last night.  below is an exact copy of what she sent.
 
stay with your news friends, pigs and dirty germany girls fuck with hers, one every different night, and stay with your stupid life, yes you are right i´m not a girl for you
 
 
Of course i was curious.  two of my friends had just returned from the states after working there for the summer, both girls and both german. I wonder if sandra had met them to form such a bad opinion of them  but then i realised that was impossible.  i even wondered how she even knew of them at all, maybe i had mentioned it in conversation…….either way, it made me think how i could have spent time with someone who could form such bad opinions of people she had never met and more importantly such a bad opinion of me, someone she had spent several months with.
 
I didnt respond, i didnt want to provoke another attack.  I am glad that we have 300kms between us.
 
 
women – just one of the many things i will never understand!

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