Ok, Here we go, just like Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction – I want to unleash fury
Unleash fury on fuckwits !!
UK Mail – or to give them another name – DHL – you twats!
So I have a Samsung S8 currently lost in their ether – can I get help? No fucking chance. Click on the phone icon on their support website – absolutely fuck all! Talk to someone ?? forget it. Get cut off by an automated service – most definitely.
OK, so I made a mistake. A present for the squeeze, a new S8, delivered to my parents for security while I am out in Singapore – but I forgot the fuckwit factor ( a multiple of 100 apparently). Parents away on holiday, a consignment in my name that they refuse to leave with a neighbour and I am three weeks away.
Under normal circumstances you might expect that I could divert the delivery to someone else – but not with these soapy tit wanks – it seems nothing is possible.
My only option is to delay delivery for another 3 days in the hope that when that one fails, I can delay it again until someone is at the delivery address.
Under conventional thinking, a call to a human being could sort this out, authorise the delivery somewhere else and the squeeze could, as a surprise, receive her new phone – but DHL – or Dick Head Losers as I will now refer to them, can´t seem to grasp that as a basic. The horror is making me weep.
Almost as much as the new Skype update – W T F ??????? I just looked at the most recent reviews and Skype, you are getting more 1 star reviews than Apple OS releases used to get before Apple stopped letting people write reviews – Skype is now horrific.
I would change to Whatsapp – but their Facebook privacy issues piss me right off!
I am having an anti technology day (Those geek fuckers that were bullied at school deserve another good fucking kicking).
Have a moan - the beers are on me !!