Hearts are about to melt !!
So for those of you in the know, I recently made the acquaintance of a new squeeze – courtesy of one Dennis Raymond Hambridge and a recent illness. When people get ill, they end up in hospital – hospital is where nurses hang out ! Well, ok, to be accurate – they work there. I recently hung out in a few hospitals as my Facebook followers will be well aware of.
Just happened that one of those nurses was extremely hot – and I am not over quoting that level of extreme either – super hot, hotter than fake news !
Now, with a little help from another nurse (Thank You Abby) – I managed to get a date with this hot nurse. Her hotness did not wane – and she had quite an impact on me. We met a few more times, had some more dates, walks, coffee, crumpets, wine etc etc until it was time for me to head back to Thailand for 3 months of work.
That was tough. I really didn’t want to wait for 3 months to see her again so arranged to fly her to Singapore for 10 days – she will arrive on the 16th of this month.
Now, this is where it gets really sticky.
A little competition has ensued. A competition between the pair of us to find the most romantic thing to do in Singapore.
I have no doubt that what I have just done will totally blitz anything she can think of, anything you could think of or anything you all could collectively think of. It is completely untouchable – I MEAN UNTOUCHABLE !!
When the lady readers find out what I have done, there will be collective sighs, smiles, happiness and maybe even a tear welling in the corner of an eye.
When the male readers find out what I have done – you will be doubly pissed off. Firstly because when your missus finds out what I have done, she will be pissed that you have never done anything that could even come remotely close to this, and secondly, as a male, you will be jealous that you have never thought to do something so immense – and I do not use that word lightly.
So what have I done?
I can’t tell you ………….it’s not due to happen for a few weeks and the squeeze may just find out from here just what it is. What I will promise all of you is to let you know when I will be back in the UK, and invite you all out for a beer or two again and you can meet her and ask her in person – then you are all gonna blub like babies – well the chicks anyway – Amy Beard will definitely blub!
Blub on Bitches
June 4th, 2017 at 14:40
Do I need to buy a hat?!! Blub blub blub 😭😭
June 4th, 2017 at 16:02
Damn Straight Beardy
June 2nd, 2017 at 09:34
Paleeze, I know romantic; my burps are my mating-call. Just ask the missus.