To Connor for giving the Porsche penis a good ragging off the lights – now all you have to do Connor is wait for 2 weeks for the NIP to drop through your door. After 2 weeks, you are scott free…….Good Luck me old china !
That said – Porsche’s . who needs them?
Tonight I thought I would treat you to a superb upload of photos of my new bike, very arty, off the back of the boat, all that carbon fibre nonsense. I did roll my eyes a little when I picked her up. The girl in the shop described it as a ‘custom build’ to another customer who was eyeing it up. Now, I am not saying that these yanks over exaggerate or even slightly embellish but ‘custom build’ was more than a tad over the top. See, all they did was take it out of the box and assemble it as it came from the factory except for a set of pedals. If you have ever bought a decent bike, there are always two things that, regardless of how much you spent on the bike, two things that are completely low-end shit………..pedals and handlebar grips. So in my mind, putting a decent set of pedals on a new bike is a necessity – not a custom build.
This little beauty has remote-controlled suspension so no more getting off the bike to change settings for ‘road’ – ‘trail’ or ‘balls out mental’, it’s all done on the left hand handlebar with the gentle flick of a lever.
It is of course nearly October which also means the Yanks are already preparing for Halloween – God Bless them! Me, I am looking forward to a Boulder Break!
Enjoy the photos in the album ‘New Bike’
This has to be the coolest Ute I have ever layed eyes on