So bloody hot here at the moment, I can hardly be bothered to move. I see people running in the middle of the afternoon and almost pass out at the thought of it – I am still saving my exercise regimes for early doors or early evening when it is cooler.
Talking of early doors, yesterday morning I headed up the mountain again on my bike, getting close to the summit, I came across a couple of chicas walking their dogs. Only turned out to be the chef that sailed with us to Brazil last year – how random was that?
This week we should get our summer orders so I will know when I am leaving for a little break – in fact, I think I might announce it here first so be sure to come back and check later.
Please all say hello to my most recent subscriber – his name is Mason Jones – or to give him his full name according to the delivery docket I completed for him this week, Mason (smallcock) Jones. Actually, it was more of an involuntary subscription – he gave me his password for something else – I subscribed him ! Either way, he is one of the biggest bell ends on my contact list.
So what else is new? Not much, ready for a break and a little bored if I am honest. 10k race in July which you will all be able to watch on the TV – I have to decide what colours to run in yet so any ideas greatly appreciated.
I am running a little light on poo photos so if you have some, get them across to me so that I can include them in the photo album ‘Turdilicious’. I fully intend to take up Connors offer of shitting myself in Lucy – but let me explain that one – Lucy is his VW Beetle.
I also found out this week that the Prodigy have a european tour this year with Public Enemy as support – that could be an interesting outing for Rupert, Colin and myself!
Anyway, time to get off and do nothing for the rest of the afternoon – let me say hi to a few people
Rupert, Claire, Sharon, Jacqui, Connor of course, Jones the Cock, Sue Smith, Milf Horley, John and Mon (or mum and dad as I like to think of them), while we’re on that side of the fam, Lynsey & Amy, Amy Horne the old scrote, Christine Thornton, Steve & Nic, Deano the spaz, Junior Gurnsey – in fact, all of the Gurnseys (doesn’t look like I will make Kelly’s wedding – don’t worry, I’ll get the next one!!), Joyce & David, Jen & Den, Sam & Mark, Little ‘Mo and Noah, Kaz Thornham if she is still with us, a special hello to all of the non UK readers – super special to those outside of Europe but a very big hello to Ms Timothy down in saffa land – she might actually be the most distant reader.
I am in need of ideas – photo competitions or general stupidity that I need to achieve – call it a mid-life crisis
And Happy Birthday to Lana for tomorrow – better early than late I reckon
Spam me up buttered scone
June 8th, 2015 at 00:35
Indeed; shitting yourself in Lucy the VW Beetle, had a whole new meaning to me when I typed ‘scat’ in Google. I was looking for this: http://scatvw.com/
but, got this instead: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scat
Compliments to my so-called ‘friend’, Rudi (you may remember him Steve), when we were in Germany, where he lived, we went to a porn shop (as you do) and he shoved a scat dvd in my face and said ‘check this out’. Little shit. Literally.
So, when you’re ready Hairy Goose, Lucy will be ready too.
June 8th, 2015 at 00:25
Indeed; shitting in Lucy does sound somewhat scat-like. I Googled Scat once because I wanted this: http://scatvw.com/ or this: http://scatenterprises.com/
However, a good friend, Rudi (you might remember him Steve), showed me an alternative view to scat – oh my god!!!
This is what he showed me: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scat Don’t worry, it’s just a dictionary.
Rudi showed it to me in a porn shop in Germany where he lived by shoving a dvd in my face and saying ‘check this out’ – little shit! Literally.
Anyhow, when you’re ready Hairy Goose, Lucy will be ready too.
June 7th, 2015 at 18:44
Hi back at ya … From 225