Hitting the nail on the head!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 CLASSIC VERSION: 
 

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his 
house 
and laying up supplies for the winter. 
 
The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the 
 
summer away. 
 
Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. 
 
The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in 
the 
cold. 
 
THE END. 
 
 
THE BRITISH VERSION: 
 
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his 
 
house and laying up supplies for the winter. 
 
The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool, and laughs and dances and plays 
the summer away. 
 
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. 
 
So far, so good, eh? 
 
The shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know 
why 
the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less 
fortunate, like him, are cold and starving. 
 
The BBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering 
grasshopper, 
with 
cuts to a video of the ant in his comfortable warm home in Hampstead 
with a 
table laden with food. 
 
The British are stunned that in a country of such wealth, this poor 
grasshopper is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty. 
 
The Liberal Party, the Respect Party, the Transvestites With Starving 
Babies Party, the Single Lesbian One Eyed Mothers Party and the 
Coalition Against Poverty demonstrate in front of the ant’s house. 
 
The BBC, interrupting a Rastafarian cultural festival special from 
Grimsby 
with breaking news, broadcasts them singing "We Shall Overcome." 
 
Ken Livingstone laments in an interview with Panorama that the ant has 
got 
rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax 
hike 
on 
the ant to make him pay his "fair share". 
 
In response, the Labour Government drafts the Economic Equity and 
Grasshopper Anti-Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of 
the 
summer. 
 
The ant’s taxes are reassessed, and he is also fined for failing to 
hire 
grasshoppers as helpers. Without enough money to pay the fine and his 
newly 
imposed retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by Camden Council. 
 
The ant moves to France, and starts a successful AgriBiz company 
[funded by the EU] (although within weeks, his business is threatened 
with Compulsory purchase by the state unless he marries a French ant). 
 
 
The BBC later shows the now fat grasshopper finishing up the last of 
the ant’s food, though Spring is still months away, while the 
government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant’s old 
house, crumbles around him because he hasn’t bothered to maintain it. 
Inadequate government funding is blamed, Diane Abbot is appointed to 
head a commission of enquiry that will cost GBP10,000,000. 
 
The grasshopper is soon dead of a drug overdose, the Guardian blames 
it on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes of 
despair arising from social inequity. The abandoned house is taken 
over by a Gang of immigrant spiders, praised by the government for 
enriching Britain’s multicultural diversity, who promptly set up a 
marijuana growing operation and terrorize the community. 
 
 
THE END
 
i would like to thank my sister for forwarding this message to me – it touched my heart deeply. i also wish it would rip out the hearts of those liberal do gooders and bleeding hearts back in the nanny state of great britain(??).

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Have a moan - the beers are on me !!

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