Monthly Archives: December 2005
Flatter than a plate of pee
in all of my time on the algarve i have only seen the ocean as flat as this once before. there is no wave to be had anywhere. South coast is as flat as a witches tit, the west as flat as a plate of piss.
mind you,
i had a small wager with Gentleman Jim on saturday. we had inspected two beaches and i told him that there would be nothing. he was convinced that we should try two other beaches but i said no. finally i agreed only if he bought the hot chocolates at armado if he were wrong.
seems my superior local knowledge paid off again – the chocolate was on JC.
so today, the forecast was for even less of a wave so i never even ventured out. put JC to work helping me shift some hard core ready for the new terrace.
tomorrow it is back to work, have a beautiful mazda V6 in a thousand pieces at the moment. if i can get that back together before xmas, i might venture back to england for xmas dinner
todays surf
was a complete wash out. flatter than a witches tit all over the land
not a sausage anywhere. good thing really, zeni was hung over and never made it out of bed.
so bummed around all day looking for something to do – ended up at mareta in my shorts reading a book. it may be december but if you get out of the breeze, it is still cooking here.
Eternity
Imagine a rock a thousand miles high. Once, every thousand years a bird lands on the rock, wipes it´s beak on itand flies off.
When the bird has worn the rock away, that will be the first second of the dawn of eternity.
the cotswolds
it´s a fairy tale place, where princes live and call into the pub for the odd half pint with the locals; where pop stars inhabit castles and handsome young girls called Cressinda and Tasha, their jodhpur-clad bums rising and falling in unison, give you a friendly wave as you drive slowly past their horses. It only rains at night in the cotswolds, and the streets are dry again by seven fifteen.
weekend arrives in glorious blue skies
so tomorrow, me, james and zeni are gonna head for a surf.
low tide is around 9.30 so lunchtime should be about perfect, and the sun should be warm by then too.
only have the longboard though, the groovey is still in for repair with the ding king.
justtold the fella in mallorca with the apartment to give it to someone else – he wanted me to transfer 600euros to his account!!!!! would you send 600 euros to someone you never met, didnt know and that lived in a different country? no , i dont think so. pool or not – i aint no sucker.
i told him to rent it to someone else, i will find something when i get there, maybe i will leave a day earlier instead.
guess who´s back, back again? JC´s back, tell a friend
JC, gentleman jim, james cole, jimbo – call him what you will, wandered upto my house this evening after a 5 month absence……………………..curiously too – tonight is a full moon.!!!
so i offered him somewhere to stay and we popped out for some whiskey
rapo city run
hit the road again tonight. my first long run for a long time.
running is a good thing, lots of time to think, and every hill gives you an opportunity to push yourself further.
before i left home, i had to have the pre run poo. much like the pre surf poo but this one is more important, as the vibrations and pounding from the road have a way of emptying you out. so , while i was having my pre run poo i read a few more pages of my book.
was very cold tonight, i put in my fleece, gloves and hat. the days are still warm but the nights get real cold. by 6.30 the sun is gone and the skies are clear, plenty of stars and the moon was in its last stage before being full.
at the bottom of the garden, i start my warm up. a few of the locals drive past and wonder what the hell is going on, i have reflectors on my fleece and on my running shoes too. most of them dont even venture out when it is cold, i wonder what they think as they try to see what i am all about, in the middle of nowhere , freezing cold in a bright yellow fleece.
stretches and warm up but i sam still feeling the cold. check my watch is working, have to time this run. the watch was free with a subscritpion to ´mens health´probably nearly three years ago now, batteries are almost flat.
the neighbours return from walking their dogs, they and the dogs must be looking at me thinking what the hell is goign on as i start my watch and head off into the dark. the road is lit only by the moon. as i leave the house the local dogs start to bark, i tease them and blow them kisses as i run by, still running uphill away from the house. as i get to the top i can see in the distance the xmas lights of vila do bispo, i take a little comfort in the fact that what i am looking at is one quarter distance of my run tonight. i wonder if i can make it all the way to rapo and back again, a full four miles. i keep thinking of points along the way if i need to stop ot rest or walk. the run into vila do bispo is downhill, i free wheel to make it as easy as i can.
at vila, i have covered 1 mile, the roads are deserted, the glimmer of blue and yellow xmas lights are all over the roundabouts. the road heads uphill to the next roundabout, lit exactly the same.
stars are bright in the sky, no cloud cover and no-one on the streets. i head the wrong way along the exit ramp and onto the main road to raposeira, still feeling good and confident that i can complete the run but the road heads uphill again. i can feel the muscles in the backs of my legs begining to ache but i am certain in my mind i will make the distance.
as i crest the hill, i can see the lights of rapo in the distance, my turning point is waiting, right outside of work and exactly two miles from home – half distance.
as i turn and head for home, i meet an old boy, a walking stick in each hand, hobbling to the village centre, i wonder how long it will take him to get there and also wonder if i keep running, will i still be mobile at his age? as i pass, i offer a polite ´boa noite´and he returns the favour. wierd isnt it, in the middle of the evening, pitch black, different generations pass in the night without fear but both with enough thought to say good evening to each other.
i made it half way and still feeling good but it is now an uphill lug out of rapo, i start to think that running the hills is less strenuous than cycling each day.
at the top of the hill i can see the xmas lights of vila do bispo again, far in the distance is my three quarter mark but i have one more hill to climb before i get there. i push hard into the village, up hill , knowing that the run to the third mile marker is down hill. as i reach the roundabout, i smile, i have made it to three miles. the last mile will be the hardest, most of it will be uphill. i listen to the sound of my feet on the cold tarmac, the right foot seems to say ´walk´the left foot says ´dont´as they strike the floor, dont walk, dont walk, as i start the final accent.i am muttering this to myself on the first section of the hill, a long slow gradient, before a sharp rise, then a plateau before the final sharp rise, dont walk dont walk – made it to the top of the hill, the dogs are barking way befor ei can hear them, i hardly have the breath to tease them and blow them kisses, but i do – shit, i hope they dont slip their leashes now, i dont have much strength left.
i start to freewheel again, downhill for the last 50 metres, the moon still showing me the way and in the distance, i see my finishing post. with my gloves, i cant reach the stop button on my watch, i frantically rip the right glove off and cross the line………..
two minutes later i have my breath back and my heart rate is only a minute behind. i have been running for 35 minutes.
my reward – all you can eat in the dromedario for 7euros, three glasses of water, a coffee in the bubble, two more waters, a whiskey and starsky and hutch
you have to try this site
it may be in portuguese but it is really cool. you will need to log in which is painless but try it
road trip
this week i have to buy my ferry ticket for january. another monster road trip to the far side of spain and then onto mallorca.
more soon